Paul's inane ramblings

So, Wednesday evening saw Tottenham play Everton – the game cancelled at the beginning of the season due to the Tottenham riots.

Benoit Assou-Ekotto popped up with this beauty of a goal:

Great player – and very down to earth too, here’s a pic of him after the game:

Yes, a premiership footballer on lots of money getting the bus home.

And that win takes us to joint second in the league COYS!

Oh, and everyone else – but mostly Lisa for her comments below…

Yup, he gave me access to post on his blog AGES ago and now he’s finally gotten around to actually telling me what my password is to log in!

Not sure how long it’ll last with me posting pictures of pandas but, let’s face it, they’re cute…

SUPER ADMIN EDIT: It looks like Firefox so it’s ok

*snigger*

So, we’ve just had ‘Movember’, and Lisa joined in:

EDIT: I took the picture as she was blinking – she’s really not drunk

Yeah, I’ve not blogged in a while so here’s some AMAZING facts to see you through until I do:

A mosquito has 47 teeth.
The wheelbarrow was invented by the Chinese.
Nobody knows who invented spectacles.
In Tallin, Estonia, couples are not allowed to play chess in bed whilst making love.
Owls are the only birds that can see the colour blue.
Grapes explode when you microwave them.
There are nine times as many people claiming Irish descent in the United States as there are people in Ireland.
The millionth digit of pi is 1.
Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza each day (I’m not sure if that’s ‘each’ ).
Women float naturally, face up, whereas men float face down.
The Gorilla’s penis is only around 1 inch long and permanently erect.
The Hungarian word for cheese is sajt, but it’s pronounced ‘shite’.
Arsenal are a shit football team who should fuck off back to South London.

Statue facts:

If you see a statue of someone on a horse, look at its legs:
If all 4 are on the ground, the person just died (but was cool enough for a statue)
If one front leg is up, they died from wounds sustained in battle
If both front legs are up, they died during a battle
If both back legs are up, they died in a freak rodeo accident
If one back leg is up, they died urinating
If the horse has no legs on the ground, they died in a hover-horse collision
If the horse is actually a camel, then youre in egypt.

Oh, and dogs can’t look up (Big Al says so)

Pretty damn cool huh?

I forget the name of the technician (is that the right word? I guarantee Lisa will correct me if it’s not), but their website is here.

“They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.”