Well, it may be too soon to say that, but it certainly feels like it to me 🙂 I’m smiling again and feel like a HUGE weight has been lifted from my shoulders.
Let me explain: I gave Harriett my phone SIM card last yesterday evening, she put it in her other phone and almost straight away a text came through – I didn’t want to know what it said. Anyway, just had a call from Harriett, she told me there was another text came through during the night (about 2am – how screwy is THAT?), so Harriett rang her number and left a voicemail telling her that she had my phone and to stop calling and texting as it was harrassment. She then got a call back from Jane who hung up when Harriett answered.
I’ll leave my SIM card with Harriett for a couple of days though, just to make sure it’s all over. Hopefully not too long – I already don’t like using a pay as you go phone (I get almost unlimited free calls and texts on my calling plan – told Harriett to use it as much as she wants).
Harriett – my hero 🙂 that’s twice she’s done this for me – first Maria, now Jane. I’ve told her she must vett all future possible partners for me.
OK, the mental image of Harriett interviewing a woman just made me snort and spit coffee*…I can imagine Harriett sitting their, a pen in her hand with a form in front of her:
“So, X, just what are your intentions to Paul?
A) Just friends (good answer)
B) Purely sex (GREAT answer)
C) I want to marry him and have his babies (um…where’s the door?)
D) All the above (erm…)”
If I get some spare time today, I’ll mock up a form for her – it’ll make her laugh 🙂
So, as a big THANK YOU, I’m buying a curry tonight. I do have an ulterior motive though – the Spurs v Liverpool game – Carling Cup – is on Sky Sports tonight, and I don’t have that channel (could watch it down the Tudor, but I’ve really spent too much time there hiding from stalkers turning up at my house**).
Ah…The sky is blue, no clouds visible from my office window, I’ve got a full mug of coffee (refilled), AWESOME friends (that includes many of the perverts regular readers). Life is once again, good.
And with that, I must get some work done.
* No, I’m not chopping up lines of Nescafé™
** Yes, this whole thing has stressed/scared (delete as applicable) me so much, I was actually scared to be at home