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Don't mention knickers (or panties)

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And so here we are again – right at the edge of the weekend.

I’m determined to get ALL my shopping to last me the rest of the year so I don’t have to deal with the sheep.

Got back from testing onsite at Manchester yesterday. As ever, it was a good time – I get on well with the guy up there (Hi Martin), even if he’s a huge Man Utd. fan. Chances are now that it’ll be a Spurs v Man Utd. Carling Cup semi-final (4 teams still in it are Spurs, Man Utd., Derby and Burnley), so we stand a real chance of retaining the cup. We’ll find out who plays who when the draw is made on Saturday lunchtime.

Spurs are away to West Ham on Monday night – we need another win seeing as we slipped back down after losing to Everton. COYS!

Oh yeah, I just noticed that one of the top searches people use to get here is ‘poo pub’ WTF?

“Spider pants, spider pants…”

Just a quick one.

Last night Harriett scared the life out of me by screaming – turned out she’d seen a spider (I offered to throw it out the window but she said either kill it or take it 2 or 3 doors down – as I couldn’t be bothered to get dressed, I’m sorry to say I killed it πŸ™ ). Anyway, she has this fear/hatred of spiders…after a little prompting, I got this reason:

“One day I was putting on my knickers – had both legs in and was about to pull them up when I noticed a spider had falled out of the crotch and onto me…”

Of course, being the sensitive guy I am, I was howling with laughter, tears streaming down my face πŸ˜†

So anyway – Harriett is now known (by me at least) as ‘Spider Pants’


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