{"id":1024,"date":"2009-10-22T17:36:36","date_gmt":"2009-10-22T17:36:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snee.wordpress.com\/?p=1024"},"modified":"2009-10-22T17:36:36","modified_gmt":"2009-10-22T17:36:36","slug":"twatcycle-it-continues","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/?p=1024","title":{"rendered":"Twatcycle&#8230;it continues"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is one on there today &#8211; I&#8217;m posting the original post and my reply:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Hi All,<\/p>\n<p>\t\tDoes anyone have a calor gas heater that I can have please for my dogs? I would appreciate any kind aslong as it works, as for dogs.<\/p>\n<p>\t\tPlease let me know, I can collect.<\/p>\n<p>\t\tKind thanks<br \/>\n\t\t&lt;bleah &#8211; dickhead&gt;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>\t\tSee? I could have put their name and email addy there too &#8211; I&#8217;m just too nice sometimes&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\t\tMy reply:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Dogs have survived for years with their FUR COATS&#8230;and now you want to risk gassing them with a calor gas heater? What are you &#8211; a closet nazi?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>\t\tFFS &#8211; it&#8217;s not like we&#8217;re in a fucking ice age or something &#8211; weather around where I live rarely drops below zero&#8230;I&#8217;m still waiting to see if it goes out \ud83d\ude42 should provoke a few responses \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>\t\tTrolling, trolling, trolling&#8230;lol<\/p>\n<p>\t\tI&#8217;ll add any replies here \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>\t\tMaybe I should put up my Korean cookbook post&#8230;heh &#8211; so I did:<!--more--><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1027 aligncenter\" title=\"freecycle\" src=\"http:\/\/snee.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/10\/freecycle.jpg\" alt=\"freecycle\" width=\"667\" height=\"338\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\t\tHeh &#8211; 1 way ticket to Hull please \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>\t\tAnd, within seconds, I have replies:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1029 aligncenter\" title=\"troll1\" src=\"http:\/\/snee.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/10\/troll1.jpg\" alt=\"troll1\" width=\"451\" height=\"169\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\t\tHe posts using a blackberry&#8230;I&#8217;ll leave his addy in&#8230;plus he assumes I&#8217;m an idiot. I could take offence at that \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1031 aligncenter\" title=\"troll2\" src=\"http:\/\/snee.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/10\/troll21.jpg\" alt=\"troll2\" width=\"503\" height=\"203\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\t\tShe actually has a sense of humour \ud83d\ude42 so I took out her addy&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\t\tIt&#8217;s gone quiet now&#8230;I honestly thought I&#8217;d get so many more responses&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\t\tOh well, guess the next one will be me getting banned from the moderator who likes TO USE CAPS ALL THE TIME&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\t\tHeh &#8211; and here he is \ud83d\ude42 and he managed to find the caps lock key:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1034 aligncenter\" title=\"troll3\" src=\"http:\/\/snee.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/10\/troll3.jpg\" alt=\"troll3\" width=\"667\" height=\"221\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\t\tOoh &#8211; I seem to have hit a nerve &#8211; this is the blackberry idiot&#8217;s response to the funny Luisa:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<pre>that discussion is not for this forum however Dogs in the uk are domestic pets in the broader sense and therefore do not come under the public consumption laws. (Therefore probably illegal to do so) Besides the same could apply with\" got a borneo cook book anyone got a dead body?\"\n\n\t\tFunny as it maybe it can be deemed as upsetting and offensive so has no place in this discussion group.<\/pre>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\t\tNOTE: This guy said above that I&#8217;M an idiot. Anyone care to correct him on his punctuation and grammar? he&#8217;s obviously too clever to need to know that kind of stuff (did I mention he uses a twatberry? most likely got it through work and has it set to get his freecycle messages come through so it sounds like he&#8217;s <span style=\"text-decoration:line-through;\">impotent<\/span> important enough to get email)<\/p>\n<p>\t\tHeh&#8230;Reel &#8217;em in&#8230;oh, I&#8217;m gonna have &#8216;suitable action&#8217; taken against me&#8230;I&#8217;m SO told&#8230;;)<\/p>\n<p>\t\tAww&#8230;:( seems I got internet bitch slapped:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1037 aligncenter\" title=\"troll4\" src=\"http:\/\/snee.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/10\/troll4.jpg\" alt=\"troll4\" width=\"667\" height=\"376\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\t\tI&#8217;ll leave it a while, then try another post to see if I&#8217;m banned \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>\t\tI so love the internet and some of the idiots on there&#8230;:)<\/p>\n<p>\t\tWell, still waiting my &#8216;official&#8217; response from the <span style=\"text-decoration:line-through;\">nazis<\/span> moderators, but there was this post from a member:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1041 aligncenter\" title=\"troll5\" src=\"http:\/\/snee.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/10\/troll51.jpg\" alt=\"troll5\" width=\"489\" height=\"124\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\t\tLike shooting fish in a barrel&#8230; \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>\t\tOk, spot the grammar\/spelling mistakes in this thread -please bear in mind the difference between English and what y&#8217;all use t&#8217;other side of the pond \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>\t\tOh, another response &#8211; this one personal and not to the group:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1045 aligncenter\" title=\"troll6\" src=\"http:\/\/snee.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/10\/troll6.jpg\" alt=\"troll6\" width=\"567\" height=\"231\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\t\tis it just me, or is that just downright weird? mind you: &#8216;neko_metal_head&#8217; kinda says it all&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\t\tAnyway, as a footnote to this amusing saga (it&#8217;s kept me amused since I got in from work), can I just point out that dogs are not fully domesticated and anyone of them could turn on their doting owner. They&#8217;re semi-feral animals and do not need the comforts we tend to surround ourselves with. The original post (in my opinion) was just dumb &#8211; my initial response was humorous, but soon turned into the trolling game \ud83d\ude42 for that I have no apology. If it offends anyone who reads this &#8211; kiss my arse and jog on.<\/p>\n<p>\t\tLove,<\/p>\n<p>\t\tsnee<\/p>\n<p>\t\txxx<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is one on there today &#8211; I&#8217;m posting the original post and my reply: Hi All, Does anyone have a calor gas heater that I can have please for my dogs? I would appreciate any kind aslong as it works, as for dogs. Please let me know, I can collect. Kind thanks &lt;bleah &#8211; dickhead&gt; See? I could have put their name and email addy there too &#8211; I&#8217;m just too nice sometimes&#8230; My reply: Dogs have survived for years with their FUR COATS&#8230;and now you want to risk gassing them with a calor gas heater? 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