{"id":1147,"date":"2009-12-04T10:23:22","date_gmt":"2009-12-04T10:23:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snee.wordpress.com\/?p=1147"},"modified":"2009-12-04T10:23:22","modified_gmt":"2009-12-04T10:23:22","slug":"full-of-fail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/?p=1147","title":{"rendered":"Full of FAIL&#8230;*"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, deciding I need another coffee fix, I headed out of the office towards the Vending Machine of Doom\u2122. On the way, I spotted Nick leaning on the wall, typing into his phone.<\/p>\n<p>\t\tNow, considering that I was looking at a handful of change to see what I was gonna put in said coffee machine, it was probably NOT the best thing to say:<\/p>\n<p>\t\t&#8220;You look like a cheap hooker standing there like that&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\t\tHence the title&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\t\tOh, must mention though &#8211; my mum got me a car yesterday \ud83d\ude42 it&#8217;s a white Vauxhall Astra 1.8CD 16v&#8230;and it&#8217;s lovely \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>\t\tAnd so this part of the post is full of WIN!*<\/p>\n<p>\t\t*Courtesy of <a title=\"Scaryduck - not scary, not a duck\" href=\"http:\/\/www.scaryduck.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Scaryduck<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, deciding I need another coffee fix, I headed out of the office towards the Vending Machine of Doom\u2122. On the way, I spotted Nick leaning on the wall, typing into his phone. Now, considering that I was looking at a handful of change to see what I was gonna put in said coffee machine, it was probably NOT the best thing to say: &#8220;You look like a cheap hooker standing there like that&#8230;&#8221; Hence the title&#8230; Oh, must mention though &#8211; my mum got me a car yesterday \ud83d\ude42 it&#8217;s a white Vauxhall Astra 1.8CD 16v&#8230;and it&#8217;s lovely \ud83d\ude42 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[108,131,269,589],"class_list":["post-1147","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","tag-car","tag-coffee","tag-hooker","tag-vending-machine"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1147","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1147"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1147\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1147"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1147"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1147"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}