I saw a great joke on Sickipedia:<\/p>\n
“Hi, I’m Richter Scale, and Haiti 7.0 was MY<\/em> idea…”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\t\tHeh – yeah, I know – one way ticket to Hull please…<\/p>\n
\t\tI’m sure I’ve ranted about this before, but shaving is shit. As a teenager, most blokes can’t wait to ‘be a man’ and start shaving – ask those same blokes in 20 years time about it and most of them would say: “Wish I’d never bloody started…”<\/p>\n
\t\tI work in an office (mostly), but am fortunate that I can pretty much wear what I like (woo – jeans and t shirts FTW!), and don’t really have to shave too much (hence the beard growing from early November). I pity those that have to shave every day, AND wear shirt and tie for work…but then, they probably earn way more than me *shrugs*<\/p>\n
\t\tActually, while (kind of) on the subject, why – generally speaking – are people so fuckwitted? you can guarantee that within 5 seconds of me putting headphones on, someone will stand in front of me talking in the slack jawed way morons do, then, when I remove the headphones to hear what drivel they’re spouting, they say “Oh, sorry – didn’t realise you were listening to music…”<\/p>\n
\t\tNope, that’s because you sir\/madam, are a TOTAL FUCKWIT.<\/p>\n
\t\tTalking of fuckwits, at least I’m not getting the “Are you growing a beard?” comments anymore (I swear each time I felt my life drain away a little more) – now I get “Oh…*pause while looking stupid*…you’ve shaved!” as though they’ve managed to get to grips with the theory of relativity.<\/p>\n
\t\tPeople really do annoy me…hopefully the feeling’s mutual – I’d hate to be putting all this effort in for nothing.<\/p>\n
\t\tBeen messing about with HTML this morning – boss decided he wanted stuff for sale on the website, so it gives me an excuse to have TextPad open with a few HTML pages and look very busy every time he sticks his head around my door \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n
\t\tI do like the new version of Thunderbird (Mozilla’s email client) – now up to 3.0.1 and better than ever \ud83d\ude42 and free…which just happens to be my favourite price too!<\/p>\n
\t\tWell, back to work – if you know anyone wanting a set of tripod jacks to suit B737-800 – gimme a call \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
\t\tWait, one more from Sickipedia:<\/p>\n
I was taking a piss in a nightclub the other night, when this dick walks over to piss in the urinal next to me, using the clich\u00e9, “So, this is where the dicks hang out?” joke, thinking he was hilarious.<\/p>\n
\t\t“Yeah,” I replied, “these are the urinals. What you want is a cubicle, that’s where all the wankers go.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\t\tI’m so gonna use that one next time I go out…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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