Last night I had one of those frightening dreams – the ones that make your heart thud when you wake up dripping in sweat. Let me explain:<\/p>\n
\t\tSo, I’m fast asleep, having nice fluffy dreams (as you do), when suddenly things change – I’m in a church (which happens to be next door to my parents house strangely – no church there, just houses), all done up in a suit…waiting to get married \ud83d\ude2f<\/p>\n
\t\tNow, my subconscious must have started rebelling at this point – I happened to notice that the balcony supports were very insecure (just like me and the thought of commitment eh?), so the church fella made us all leave.<\/p>\n
\t\tAt this point everyone (no bride to be at this point) went back next door to my parents. I made some excuse and slipped upstairs where I stealthily got out of my suit and back into my jeans and t shirt before realising my trainers (sports shoes – not nappy type things) were downstairs…hmm. At this point my dad called up to see if I was done – I replied that I’d be a couple of minutes, thus giving me time to hunt for footwear.<\/p>\n
\t\tThen my dad called again to say that Joan (my intended? I don’t even KNOW anyone called Joan except for an aunt) was here and was I done? I replied that I’d be a couple of minutes to which my dad said “We’re coming up…”<\/p>\n
\t\tAnd so I did the only thing I could do…climbed out of the window, barefoot, dropped to the floor, and ran like fuck…<\/p>\n
\t\tYou know when you’re sleeping and you dream you’re falling and jerk awake just before you hit the ground? well, some say that if you didn’t wake, you’d die. I dunno how true that is, but I reckon it would have been a VERY BAD THING<\/strong> if I’d clocked ‘Joan’ in my dream…<\/p>\n \t\tSnigger at me all you want – all I know is I lay awake for about an hour waiting for my heart to stop racing so I could get back to sleep.<\/p>\n \t\tAnyone wanna analyse that lot?<\/p>\n \t\tAnd now, back to work on the company website…meh<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Last night I had one of those frightening dreams – the ones that make your heart thud when you wake up dripping in sweat. Let me explain: So, I’m fast asleep, having nice fluffy dreams (as you do), when suddenly things change – I’m in a church (which happens to be next door to my parents house strangely – no church there, just houses), all done up in a suit…waiting to get married \ud83d\ude2f Now, my subconscious must have started rebelling at this point – I happened to notice that the balcony supports were very insecure (just like me and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[172,343,382,469],"class_list":["post-1203","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","tag-dreams","tag-marriage","tag-nightmares","tag-scary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1203","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1203"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1203\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1203"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1203"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1203"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}