{"id":1298,"date":"2010-02-20T21:08:38","date_gmt":"2010-02-20T21:08:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snee.wordpress.com\/?p=1298"},"modified":"2010-02-20T21:08:38","modified_gmt":"2010-02-20T21:08:38","slug":"i-think-ryanair-rocks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/?p=1298","title":{"rendered":"I think Ryanair rocks&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And not just &#8216;cos I&#8217;m contracted to work for them either&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\t\tI mean &#8211; that part is shit&#8230;I&#8217;m a duty passenger so I have to wait for everyone to check in before I know for certain I have a seat&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\t\tThe staff are awesome (although I&#8217;ve never met one of the <a title=\"Ryanair Calendar Girls\" href=\"http:\/\/www.ryanairmag.com\/girls\/2010\" target=\"_blank\">Ryanair Calendar girls<\/a>&#8230;) &#8211; for short haul flights, they do their job very well&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\t\tSo why does everyone diss Ryanair?<\/p>\n<p>\t\tI give you <a title=\"Ryanair Rock!\" href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/uk\/8525982.stm\" target=\"_blank\">this<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>\t\tI&#8217;m sorry, but to me the key words in this article are &#8220;Ryanair apologised for the disruption. It arranged free ferry transfers  to Lanzarote and said hotel refunds apply&#8221; fair enough eh? especially after:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A family has complained that budget airline Ryanair left them stranded on the &#8220;wrong&#8221; Canary Island after their flight to Lanzarote hit thunderstorms.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>\t\tWTF? are airlines now responsible for the weather?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Kay Wright, 40, of Poole, Dorset, said staff did not help them to find a  hotel after their diversion to Fuerteventura.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>\t\tAw bless&#8230;then fuck off back home you cunt.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Miss Wright had set off from Bournemouth Airport with children Jack,  six, and George, five; stepdaughter Tabatha, 23; and her three-year-old  daughter Kacey on Wednesday.<\/p>\n<p>\t\tThey finally arrived at Playa  Blanca, Lanzarote, on Thursday.<\/p>\n<p>\t\tMiss Wright&#8217;s boyfriend, Tony  Wainwright, 48, told Bournemouth&#8217;s Daily Echo newspaper: &#8220;I don&#8217;t blame  Ryanair for the bad weather but to abandon a family, on the wrong  island, is unforgivable.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>\t\tThat&#8217;s big of him huh? he doesn&#8217;t blame Ryanair for the weather, but hey &#8211; BECAUSE of the weather, they had to land on another island&#8230;and (OMFG) the airline didn&#8217;t pay for a room?* (rewind to the bit where he says &#8220;I don&#8217;t blame  Ryanair for the bad weather&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>\t\tComplete pair of cunts &#8211; I&#8217;ve personally met O&#8217;Leary, and he&#8217;s a fucking nice guy (free tickets to sneesh@sneesh.com please), the whole Ryanair people are great &#8211; a shoestring outfit, but everyone of them is awesome&#8230;(was gonna list some names here, but thought I&#8217;d better not &#8211; Data Protection Act and stuff&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>\t\tI love Ryanair \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>\t\tBut hey, Brian, Ana, Maria, Agnieszka (sp?), Nico, and all the guys\/girls I&#8217;ve met in various places around Europe &#8211; you&#8217;ve all made me feel at home with you, and I love you for it \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>\t\tGet off Ryanair&#8217;s back &#8211; they do a great job!<\/p>\n<p>\t\t*Ryanair apologised for the disruption. It arranged free ferry transfers   to Lanzarote and said hotel refunds apply.<\/p>\n<p>\t\tEDIT: Why don&#8217;t I get a free calendar? have you seen these women?<\/p>\n<p>\t\tI give you September 2009 (my birthday month):<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.flightglobal.com\/airspace\/media\/hollywood\/images\/22237\/ryanair-calendar-2009-september.jpg\" alt=\"You know you would...\" width=\"406\" height=\"576\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And not just &#8216;cos I&#8217;m contracted to work for them either&#8230; I mean &#8211; that part is shit&#8230;I&#8217;m a duty passenger so I have to wait for everyone to check in before I know for certain I have a seat&#8230; The staff are awesome (although I&#8217;ve never met one of the Ryanair Calendar girls&#8230;) &#8211; for short haul flights, they do their job very well&#8230; So why does everyone diss Ryanair? I give you this. I&#8217;m sorry, but to me the key words in this article are &#8220;Ryanair apologised for the disruption. It arranged free ferry transfers to Lanzarote and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[148,238,460,579],"class_list":["post-1298","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","tag-cunts","tag-go-fly-with-someone-else","tag-ryanair","tag-twats"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1298","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1298"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1298\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1298"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1298"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1298"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}