But funny as fuck \ud83d\ude42 moaning to Harriett last night about how I needed a suitably pervy prayer to aid my love life. Couple of minutes later I got this text:<\/p>\n
Oh lord, give Paul the strength to pull a bird and stuff her \ud83d\ude42<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\t\tBless her…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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