{"id":1339,"date":"2010-03-11T11:35:27","date_gmt":"2010-03-11T11:35:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snee.wordpress.com\/?p=1339"},"modified":"2010-03-11T11:35:27","modified_gmt":"2010-03-11T11:35:27","slug":"mr-personal-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/?p=1339","title":{"rendered":"Mr personal hell&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"width:400px;text-align:center;font-family:sans-serif;font-size:9pt;\">\n<p style=\"background:#7F0000;margin:0;\"><strong><!--more-->PETA Members<\/strong><br \/>\n\t\tCircle I Limbo<\/p>\n<p style=\"background:#8F0000;margin:0 10px;\"><strong>Scientologists<\/strong><br \/>\n\t\tCircle II Whirling in a Dark &amp; Stormy Wind<\/p>\n<p style=\"background:#9F0000;margin:0 20px;\"><strong>General asshats<\/strong><br \/>\n\t\tCircle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail &amp; Snow<\/p>\n<p style=\"background:#AF0000;margin:0 30px;\"><strong>George Bush<\/strong><br \/>\n\t\tCircle IV Rolling Weights<\/p>\n<p style=\"background:#BF0000;margin:0 40px;\"><strong>Arsenal Supporters<\/strong><br \/>\n\t\tCircle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled<\/p>\n<p style=\"background:white;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;border-color:black;border-style:solid none;\">River Styx<\/p>\n<p style=\"background:#CF0000;margin:0 50px;\"><strong>Militant Vegans<\/strong><br \/>\n\t\tCircle VI Buried for Eternity<\/p>\n<p style=\"background:white;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;border-color:black;border-style:solid none;\">River Phlegyas<\/p>\n<p style=\"background:#DF0000;margin:0 60px;\"><strong>Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies<\/strong><br \/>\n\t\tCircle VII Burning Sands<\/p>\n<p style=\"background:#EF0000;margin:0 70px;\"><strong>Osama bin Laden<\/strong><br \/>\n\t\tCircle IIX Immersed in Excrement<\/p>\n<p style=\"background:#FF0000;margin:0 80px;\"><strong>Bill Gates<\/strong><br \/>\n\t\tCircle IX Frozen in Ice<\/p>\n<p>\t\t<a style=\"color:red;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.gaydeceiver.com\/misc\/hell\/\">Design your own hell<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">I really thought Arsenal Supporters would be above the vegans though&#8230;<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1339","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1339","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1339"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1339\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}