{"id":1418,"date":"2010-05-18T09:35:47","date_gmt":"2010-05-18T09:35:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snee.wordpress.com\/?p=1418"},"modified":"2010-05-18T09:35:47","modified_gmt":"2010-05-18T09:35:47","slug":"ever-notice-how-weekends-just-turn-into-a-drunken-blur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/?p=1418","title":{"rendered":"Ever notice how weekends just turn into a drunken blur?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No? oh, it&#8217;s just me then&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\t\tExcellent weekend though &#8211; my usual thing of a quick beer Friday lunchtime, pop into town to take care of bills, then do a bit of shopping, back home, housework, bath and ready for the night didn&#8217;t happen, some mates were in the pub so I had the brainwave of parking on Harriett&#8217;s drive and picking the car up the next day&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\t\tHeh.<\/p>\n<p>\t\tAnd so, I got very, very drunk Friday \ud83d\ude42 apparently I turned up at Harriett&#8217;s about 7pm, staggering around mumbling to myself. She said &#8220;I just sent you a text&#8221; so cue me scrolling through messages, blearily trying to read them, then with a &#8220;Oh yeah.&#8221; I wandered off back to the pub where I met some more mates and was convinced to go with them to sort out a computer (and I was seriously wasted&#8230;).<\/p>\n<p>\t\tWoke up in my own bed Saturday morning full of the joys of spring and immediately set to sorting out the 3 laptops that had been waiting for my touch &#8211; got all 3 sorted \ud83d\ude42 productive morning&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\t\tThen I wandered back to the pub and proceeded to get to the recommended 35% blood\/alcohol mix. The rest of the afternoon\/evening became a blur (mucho beer and a pill).<\/p>\n<p>\t\tSunday morning was grim &#8211; woke up at 7.30am, drank lots of water, wandered about for 10 minutes, then put myself back to bed (the comedown on the purple pills is horrible) for another few hours.<\/p>\n<p>\t\t2pm I presented myself back at the pub and found out much of what I&#8217;d been up to the night before, totally stoned with a huge grin on my face talking bollocks to everyone (normal night then).<\/p>\n<p>\t\tOf course, after a couple of beers I was back to being pissed so went to a mate&#8217;s flat to watch a DVD. This turned into a bit of a party &#8211; lots of beer, some weed and people just having a good time.<\/p>\n<p>\t\tI woke at 6.15am, wandered to pick my car up form Harriett&#8217;s, got back to mine about 6.30 and managed to get a bit of sleep before heading into work.<\/p>\n<p>\t\tDid get an invite to dinner last night though &#8211; lovely roast lamb \ud83d\ude42 then was home tucked up in bed by 8pm.<\/p>\n<p>\t\tThe best thing about this weekend though, is I still have \u00a3115 in my wallet &#8211; bonus!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No? oh, it&#8217;s just me then&#8230; Excellent weekend though &#8211; my usual thing of a quick beer Friday lunchtime, pop into town to take care of bills, then do a bit of shopping, back home, housework, bath and ready for the night didn&#8217;t happen, some mates were in the pub so I had the brainwave of parking on Harriett&#8217;s drive and picking the car up the next day&#8230; Heh. And so, I got very, very drunk Friday \ud83d\ude42 apparently I turned up at Harriett&#8217;s about 7pm, staggering around mumbling to myself. She said &#8220;I just sent you a text&#8221; so [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[77,431,611],"class_list":["post-1418","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","tag-beer","tag-pub","tag-weekends"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1418","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1418"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1418\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1418"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1418"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1418"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}