{"id":1483,"date":"2010-07-22T08:39:50","date_gmt":"2010-07-22T07:39:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snee.wordpress.com\/?p=1483"},"modified":"2010-07-22T08:39:50","modified_gmt":"2010-07-22T07:39:50","slug":"fecking-wheelie-bins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/?p=1483","title":{"rendered":"Fecking wheelie bins"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\t\tSee that handle about halfway up on the side? wanna know something? well, it’s EXACTLY the right height to smash my car’s rear lens when it rolls away due to the ABSOLUTE FUCKING WANKER who didn’t put the wheel brakes on.<\/p>\n

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\t\tNote: the fact that the brake lens now shows white light means I stand to get a ticket if stopped.<\/p>\n

\t\tOf course, the fucktard who’s fault this is fucked off pretty sharpish before I noticed. Had he came to me, apologised and promised to get it sorted, I’d be a much happier snee, but now he’ll have to pay me \u00a352.88 for a replacement (or have the shit kicked out of him, THEN pay me \u00a352.88).<\/p>\n

\t\tSo, here we are at Thursday. I’m extremely pissed off and want to go back to bed…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

See that handle about halfway up on the side? wanna know something? well, it’s EXACTLY the right height to smash my car’s rear lens when it rolls away due to the ABSOLUTE FUCKING WANKER who didn’t put the wheel brakes on. Note: the fact that the brake lens now shows white light means I stand to get a ticket if stopped. Of course, the fucktard who’s fault this is fucked off pretty sharpish before I noticed. Had he came to me, apologised and promised to get it sorted, I’d be a much happier snee, but now he’ll have to pay […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[245,602],"class_list":["post-1483","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","tag-greg","tag-wanker"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1483","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1483"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1483\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1483"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1483"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1483"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}