{"id":1491,"date":"2010-07-23T16:46:03","date_gmt":"2010-07-23T15:46:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snee.wordpress.com\/?p=1491"},"modified":"2010-07-23T16:46:03","modified_gmt":"2010-07-23T15:46:03","slug":"update-on-the-wheelie-bin-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/?p=1491","title":{"rendered":"Update on the wheelie bin thing…"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\t\tHa!<\/p>\n

\t\tFecking Greeks (Marina excepted) – twat paid up when I (finally) caught him – started with the “I’m not paying – it’s nothing to do with me”, I just stood there glaring *menacingly* (ha! there’s a thing…), he tried to get past me and couldn’t move me (at this point I WAS actually planning just where I was gonna land the first punch – should I mark him, or make it hurt but deniable?), then deflated and said he’d pay \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

\t\tSo, cheque is in the bank (I actually want it to bounce – is that bad?), and I pwn the c*nt now – he may be a fellow Spurs supporter, but he gave me NO respect, he should’ve came to me straight away when the accident occurred. As such, fuck him – I’ll now make his life a misery just by being me \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

\t\tIt was funny though, watching him try to move my arm from the door handle to his office…and his parting words: “I don’t want you using my forklift or bin EVER!”<\/p>\n

\t\tDoes this make me a bastard? good – my work is done here…<\/p>\n

\t\tHave a good weekend y’all \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ha! Fecking Greeks (Marina excepted) – twat paid up when I (finally) caught him – started with the “I’m not paying – it’s nothing to do with me”, I just stood there glaring *menacingly* (ha! there’s a thing…), he tried to get past me and couldn’t move me (at this point I WAS actually planning just where I was gonna land the first punch – should I mark him, or make it hurt but deniable?), then deflated and said he’d pay \ud83d\ude42 So, cheque is in the bank (I actually want it to bounce – is that bad?), and I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[242,434,603],"class_list":["post-1491","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","tag-greeks","tag-pwned","tag-wankers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1491","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1491"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1491\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1491"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1491"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1491"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}