Just a quick one.<\/p>\n
Last night Harriett scared the life out of me by screaming – turned out she’d seen a spider (I offered to throw it out the window but she said either kill it or take it 2 or 3 doors down – as I couldn’t be bothered to get dressed, I’m sorry to say I killed it \ud83d\ude41 ). Anyway, she has this fear\/hatred of spiders…after a little prompting, I got this reason:<\/p>\n
“One day I was putting on my knickers – had both legs in and was about to pull them up when I noticed a spider had falled out of the crotch and onto me…”<\/p>\n
Of course, being the sensitive guy I am, I was howling with laughter, tears streaming down my face \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n
So anyway – Harriett is now known (by me at least) as ‘Spider Pants’<\/p>\n
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The end.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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