{"id":1733,"date":"2010-11-18T20:35:38","date_gmt":"2010-11-18T20:35:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/?p=1733"},"modified":"2010-11-18T20:35:38","modified_gmt":"2010-11-18T20:35:38","slug":"even-email-spam-is-taking-the-piss","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/?p=1733","title":{"rendered":"Even email spam is taking the piss…"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I ask you – what the fuck is that about? and I’ll bet the ‘easy to read font’ is Comic Sans – the font for fuckwits.<\/p>\n

And the consultant we have in at work is really starting to bug the fuck outta me too – I’ve spent time fixing his laptop for him, showed him how to do a mail merge in Word (FFS – surely EVERYONE can do that?), yet he speaks down to everyone in such a condescending manner, I’m surprised no-one (especially me) has decked the twat. I caught him on the phone to a customer the other day, they had a problem uploading stuff to their ‘booth’ on this website that our company and a Singapore company are doing. Now, this is a simple problem – just logout and log back in and the images will show (cookie problem), but I stopped him in mid-sentence: “I’ll get onto the guys in Singapore and get them to sort it out…” I heard him say, “Whoa!” says me, “just get them to logout and log back in.” And I heard him say “Ah, the IT guy says you have to shutdown…” \ud83d\ude10<\/p>\n

At that point the look on my face must have been priceless – Corina almost had an aneurysm trying not to laugh watching me. I just went out for some food…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I ask you – what the fuck is that about? and I’ll bet the ‘easy to read font’ is Comic Sans – the font for fuckwits. And the consultant we have in at work is really starting to bug the fuck outta me too – I’ve spent time fixing his laptop for him, showed him how to do a mail merge in Word (FFS – surely EVERYONE can do that?), yet he speaks down to everyone in such a condescending manner, I’m surprised no-one (especially me) has decked the twat. I caught him on the phone to a customer the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[681,490],"class_list":["post-1733","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","tag-consultant","tag-shitmas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1733","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1733"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1733\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1736,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1733\/revisions\/1736"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1733"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1733"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1733"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}