{"id":181,"date":"2007-10-08T11:04:17","date_gmt":"2007-10-08T11:04:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snee.wordpress.com\/2007\/10\/08\/if-youre-not-wasted-at-the-weekend\/"},"modified":"2007-10-08T11:04:17","modified_gmt":"2007-10-08T11:04:17","slug":"if-youre-not-wasted-at-the-weekend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/?p=181","title":{"rendered":"If you're not wasted at the weekend…"},"content":{"rendered":"

…then the weekend’s wasted.<\/p>\n

Well, that’s not strictly true – I had a great weekend and didn’t get falling-down drunk (or anywhere near that) once.<\/p>\n

Went to an ‘all you can eat’ chinese buffet yesterday – it was awesome. I ate so much I actually waddled. Spent the afternoon lying down quietly kinda dozing too.<\/p>\n

Found this<\/a> link among the QOTW replies on B3ta.com today – it made me laugh.<\/p>\n

Sigh, I’ve just been insulted \ud83d\ude41 Let me explain: The other day I’d burnt a CD for Corina (google ‘envelope fetish’) and, because she lives just round the corner form me, I decided to run it round rather than take it into work the next day. I knocked on the door and her husband answered it, I said “Hi, can you give this to Corina please?”, smiled and left – job done.<\/p>\n

Today Corina said “Oh yeah, I have to apologise to you…” cue me looking confused – “Why?” I ask.
\n“Well, when you dropped that CD off, Andrew didn’t recognise you and thought you were a double glazing salesman.”<\/p>\n

Of course, there’s not a great deal you can say to that but look at my picture – do I LOOK <\/strong>like a double glazing salesman?…but for some obscure reason it made me ponder the following:<\/p>\n

Is a windowlicker the same as a Windows liker? (and can that be classed as a Linux joke?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

…then the weekend’s wasted. Well, that’s not strictly true – I had a great weekend and didn’t get falling-down drunk (or anywhere near that) once. Went to an ‘all you can eat’ chinese buffet yesterday – it was awesome. I ate so much I actually waddled. Spent the afternoon lying down quietly kinda dozing too. Found this link among the QOTW replies on B3ta.com today – it made me laugh. Sigh, I’ve just been insulted \ud83d\ude41 Let me explain: The other day I’d burnt a CD for Corina (google ‘envelope fetish’) and, because she lives just round the corner form […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[124,170,190,202,323,620],"class_list":["post-181","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","tag-chinese","tag-double-glazing","tag-envelope","tag-fetish","tag-linux","tag-windows"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=181"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=181"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=181"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=181"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}