{"id":191,"date":"2007-11-06T12:42:54","date_gmt":"2007-11-06T12:42:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snee.wordpress.com\/2007\/11\/06\/scaryduck-master-blogger\/"},"modified":"2007-11-06T12:42:54","modified_gmt":"2007-11-06T12:42:54","slug":"scaryduck-master-blogger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/?p=191","title":{"rendered":"Scaryduck &#8211; master blogger"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Quite a dead day at work (stuck answering phones that refuse to ring) so I&#8217;m basically hitting my favourite time wasting links (that&#8217;ll be <a href=\"http:\/\/www.b3ta.com\" title=\"B3ta.com\" target=\"_blank\">B3ta<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.scaryduck.com\" title=\"Scaryduck\" target=\"_blank\">Scaryduck<\/a> then).<\/p>\n<p>Quite often B3ta will have me literally LOLing (why is it always when the boss is around too?) and Scaryduck never fails to make me chuckle and snort like a demented um&#8230;snorting chuckler.<\/p>\n<p>This almost made me wet myself:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span class=\"item\">Luckily, there\u2019s a guy from the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theaa.com\/\">AA breakdown service<\/a> nearby and he\u2019s happy to help out as long as it doesn\u2019t disturb his world record chain-smoking attempt.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s the alternator, madam\u201d he says, sprinkling his magic cigarette ash over the engine, which immediately bursts into life, \u201cIt\u2019s got a loose connection.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe thought so\u201d says mum, \u201cMy husband and I have had it off three times on the kitchen table\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The fella looks up, sees three beaming kids sitting in the back seat and collapses with howling laughter. He\u2019s utterly helpless for at least five minutes, and all mum can do it look on disapprovingly.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWELL! I don\u2019t see what\u2019s so funny about that&#8230;\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Boom, and indeed, tish!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>God bless t&#8217;interweb and all who surf in her&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Quite a dead day at work (stuck answering phones that refuse to ring) so I&#8217;m basically hitting my favourite time wasting links (that&#8217;ll be B3ta and Scaryduck then). Quite often B3ta will have me literally LOLing (why is it always when the boss is around too?) and Scaryduck never fails to make me chuckle and snort like a demented um&#8230;snorting chuckler. This almost made me wet myself: Luckily, there\u2019s a guy from the AA breakdown service nearby and he\u2019s happy to help out as long as it doesn\u2019t disturb his world record chain-smoking attempt. \u201cIt\u2019s the alternator, madam\u201d he says, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[28,55,470],"class_list":["post-191","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","tag-aa","tag-b3ta","tag-scaryduck"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=191"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=191"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=191"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=191"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}