That’s not the wrestling thing by the way…<\/p>\n
Anyhoo…some twat just knocked on my door wearing a big WWF smock thing with a BIG panda on the front.<\/p>\n
“Excuse me sir [get that – ‘sir’], you’ve got a lovely pussy [she meant my cat who was glaring at her from the stairs], would you be interested in helping the WWF?”<\/p>\n
*blows himself up ready for a rant*<\/p>\n
“Look, you’ve got a fucking panda as a symbol – even those dozy fuckers can’t be bothered to shag to save themselves…why the fuck would I give you lot money? I’ll just look after my cat thanks – fuck you and good bye.”<\/p>\n
*shuts the door in her totally aghast face*<\/p>\n
Ha!<\/p>\n
Fucking pandas…they deserve to die out – get a new symbol.<\/p>\n
EDIT: What does panda taste of? I’m thinking kinda god…they eat bamboo, and do fuck all – nice tender meat.<\/p>\n
FUCK YOU WWF – Gimme some panda meat!<\/p>\n
*adds tags to get the wwf anti-vote*<\/p>\n
DOUBLE EDIT: OK, 71522 hits right now…can I get my site blasted for my anti-panda (and you KNOW they’d taste good, the do nothing, bamboo eating fuckwits of the eastern world – why can’t I get panda chow mein at the local chinese? do I need a secret sign? I WILL ask…) off t’internet by the do-gooders? pffft, I doubt it…<\/p>\n
LET’S ALL GO OUT AND KILL A PANDA AND STRIP IT’S FLESH AND EAT IT!<\/p>\n
(Ohhh, I so love the internet… \ud83d\ude42 )<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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