PC: Woe<\/strong><\/p>\nThe worst thing that could possibly happen to your computer: letting other people use it.<\/p>\n
Wife: “I’ve got a new screensaver.”<\/p>\n
Me: “Oh yes?”<\/p>\n
Wife: “Something popped-up while I was shopping and said I could have a free Valentine’s screen-saver. So I did.”<\/p>\n
Me: “Ah.”<\/p>\n
Wife: “It’s really, really good. Look!”<\/p>\n
* Switches on computer, it is like running through treacle. After ten minutes, we finally crawl onto the internet. The homepage is now www.superwazoosexsearch.cz *<\/p>\n
Me: “Oh God.”<\/p>\n
Wife: “And there’s another thing. Something’s wrong with the computer. I bet you did it.”<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Grin \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I mean, not blogged in over a week? Not that a great deal has happened this week – the weather’s got colder is about all. Still no Wii consoles available. On the bright side though, there’s only 1 hour 45 minutes until the weekend \ud83d\ude42 woohoo! 15 minutes until the weekend, time for another hilarious quote from Scaryduck: PC: Woe The worst thing that could possibly happen to your computer: letting other people use it. Wife: “I’ve got a new screensaver.” Me: “Oh yes?” Wife: “Something popped-up while I was shopping and said I could have a free Valentine’s screen-saver. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-195","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=195"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=195"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=195"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=195"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}