{"id":2002,"date":"2011-03-16T20:21:41","date_gmt":"2011-03-16T20:21:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/?p=2002"},"modified":"2011-03-16T20:54:30","modified_gmt":"2011-03-16T20:54:30","slug":"arse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/?p=2002","title":{"rendered":"Arse&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Wednesday and I&#8217;m skint &#8211; Paddy&#8217;s day tomorrow and I have nothing to go out with \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n<p>*draws a line*<\/p>\n<p>No more lending money out for me&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>So, all you fuckers had better go out tomorrow and drink Guinness until it comes out your ears&#8230;and have a blinding time! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>EDIT: I may tap the boss up for a sub though&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Wednesday and I&#8217;m skint &#8211; Paddy&#8217;s day tomorrow and I have nothing to go out with \ud83d\ude41 *draws a line* No more lending money out for me&#8230; So, all you fuckers had better go out tomorrow and drink Guinness until it comes out your ears&#8230;and have a blinding time! \ud83d\ude42 EDIT: I may tap the boss up for a sub though&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[249,773],"class_list":["post-2002","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","tag-guinness","tag-st-patricks-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2002","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2002"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2002\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2004,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2002\/revisions\/2004"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2002"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2002"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2002"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}