{"id":2045,"date":"2011-03-30T05:51:14","date_gmt":"2011-03-30T05:51:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/?p=2045"},"modified":"2011-03-30T07:05:46","modified_gmt":"2011-03-30T07:05:46","slug":"its-going-to-be-one-of-those-days","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/?p=2045","title":{"rendered":"It’s going to be one of those days…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Got to Stansted fine. As usual, about 6000000 people going through security.<\/p>\n

And so the first problem: I’ve been using the same bag for toiletries for about 2 years now and it has a split in it, so I had to put the rest of my stuff through, pay a pound to get another bag, and have them scan my deodorant and toothpaste again. Got ‘bleeped’ as a random so had the pat down search (“Anything sharp on you sir?” said pat down guy “Only my wit” came the reply).<\/p>\n

Having only notes on me I went to the info desk and asked if they could change \u00a310 for a bag – nice lady gave me a token \ud83d\ude42 result!<\/p>\n

Bag rescanned and here I sit in Wetherspoons with a breakfast Guinness \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

Surely the day can only get better?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Got to Stansted fine. As usual, about 6000000 people going through security. And so the first problem: I’ve been using the same bag for toiletries for about 2 years now and it has a split in it, so I had to put the rest of my stuff through, pay a pound to get another bag, and have them scan my deodorant and toothpaste again. Got ‘bleeped’ as a random so had the pat down search (“Anything sharp on you sir?” said pat down guy “Only my wit” came the reply). Having only notes on me I went to the info […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[476,524],"class_list":["post-2045","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","tag-security","tag-stansted"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2045","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2045"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2045\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2047,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2045\/revisions\/2047"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2045"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2045"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2045"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}