{"id":2067,"date":"2011-04-19T11:13:46","date_gmt":"2011-04-19T11:13:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/?p=2067"},"modified":"2011-04-19T11:18:14","modified_gmt":"2011-04-19T11:18:14","slug":"how-to-impress-peaople-especially-your-boss-aka-how-not-to-be-a-numpty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/?p=2067","title":{"rendered":"How to impress people &#8211; especially your boss (aka: how NOT to be a numpty*)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So yesterday was my nemesis (you know &#8211; Monday).<\/p>\n<p>Now for some reason, over Easter we get a lot of bank holidays in the UK.<\/p>\n<p>And that, your honour, is my defence for not coming into work yesterday &#8211; I thought it was a bank holiday.<\/p>\n<p>No really &#8211; I did. I got up early and everything, pootled about the house and garden doing stuff &#8211; I even got some of my DVDs sorted.<\/p>\n<p>Well, the boss laughed (at me!) today when he got in&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>* Word &#8216;numpty&#8217; courtesy of Lisa, aged 9\u00be<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So yesterday was my nemesis (you know &#8211; Monday). Now for some reason, over Easter we get a lot of bank holidays in the UK. And that, your honour, is my defence for not coming into work yesterday &#8211; I thought it was a bank holiday. No really &#8211; I did. I got up early and everything, pootled about the house and garden doing stuff &#8211; I even got some of my DVDs sorted. Well, the boss laughed (at me!) today when he got in&#8230; * Word &#8216;numpty&#8217; courtesy of Lisa, aged 9\u00be &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[67,787],"class_list":["post-2067","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","tag-bank-holiday","tag-numpty"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2067","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2067"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2067\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2072,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2067\/revisions\/2072"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2067"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2067"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2067"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}