{"id":2110,"date":"2011-05-14T08:26:04","date_gmt":"2011-05-14T07:26:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/?p=2110"},"modified":"2011-05-14T08:26:22","modified_gmt":"2011-05-14T07:26:22","slug":"my-favourite-pastime-shopping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/?p=2110","title":{"rendered":"My favourite pastime: shopping"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sarcasm doesn&#8217;t really come across on a blog does it?<\/p>\n<p>So, was up early today and decided to do my shopping before the sheep all goto Tesco.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s actually quite nice early in the morning &#8211; parking spot near the door (for a fast getaway), the aisles are fairly clear, and the checkouts unclogged.<\/p>\n<p>There were a few people around though, and I saw something that makes my blood boil: Parents who sit\/stand their kids IN the trolley. Now the trolleys have a child seat for little &#8216;uns which is understandable, but letting their germ-ridden shoes into the bit where other people may be putting fresh produce is just so wrong &#8211; if they&#8217;re too big for the seat, make the little fuckers walk around, or leave them in the car\/at home (obviously with supervision). If I had the misfortune to work in a supermarket, I&#8217;d tell &#8217;em \ud83d\ude10<\/p>\n<p>Had a great night last night though &#8211; few drinks with Lisa, and a really good laugh in the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/people\/Kings-Head-St-Neots\/100002201712275\" target=\"_blank\">King&#8217;s Head<\/a> (my new local &#8211; good beer, nice bar staff, and the prices aren&#8217;t too bad).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sarcasm doesn&#8217;t really come across on a blog does it? So, was up early today and decided to do my shopping before the sheep all goto Tesco. It&#8217;s actually quite nice early in the morning &#8211; parking spot near the door (for a fast getaway), the aisles are fairly clear, and the checkouts unclogged. There were a few people around though, and I saw something that makes my blood boil: Parents who sit\/stand their kids IN the trolley. Now the trolleys have a child seat for little &#8216;uns which is understandable, but letting their germ-ridden shoes into the bit where [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2110","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2110","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2110"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2110\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2112,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2110\/revisions\/2112"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}