Payday, halfday – start of the weekend \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
I like Fridays \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
Unfortunately, as Lisa isn’t working (although she was in for 20 minutes or so), it means I don’t get a bacon roll from her \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n
*sigh* I’ll have to pop to the B&Q burger van soon – I’m wasting away with hunger…<\/p>\n
A LOL for Friday (courtesy of B3ta):
\nA couple of years ago, I was at a mate’s funeral. It wasn’t a happy occasion; he’d hit a tree, and because he was divorced and his firm kept no records of his ex or kids, they hadn’t got to his bedside while he was still conscious.<\/p>\n
So far, so bummer.<\/p>\n
But: someone had brought his satnav in, as Grimsby Crem is noted for scrotes doing cars during services. Just before his son got up to the reading, a disembodied voice said “You have reached your destination”.
\nDead silence, followed by muffled snorts from half the congregation.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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