Yeah, I’ve not blogged in a while so here’s some AMAZING facts to see you through until I do:<\/p>\n
A mosquito has 47 teeth.
\nThe wheelbarrow was invented by the Chinese.
\nNobody knows who invented spectacles.
\nIn Tallin, Estonia, couples are not allowed to play chess in bed whilst making love.
\nOwls are the only birds that can see the colour blue.
\nGrapes explode when you microwave them.
\nThere are nine times as many people claiming Irish descent in the United States as there are people in Ireland.
\nThe millionth digit of pi is 1.
\nAmericans on average eat 18 acres of pizza each day (I’m not sure if that’s ‘each’ \ud83d\ude09 ).
\nWomen float naturally, face up, whereas men float face down.
\nThe Gorilla’s penis is only around 1 inch long and permanently erect.
\nThe Hungarian word for cheese is sajt, but it’s pronounced ‘shite’.
\nArsenal are a shit football team who should fuck off back to South London.<\/p>\n
Statue facts:<\/p>\n
If you see a statue of someone on a horse, look at its legs:
\nIf all 4 are on the ground, the person just died (but was cool enough for a statue)
\nIf one front leg is up, they died from wounds sustained in battle
\nIf both front legs are up, they died during a battle
\nIf both back legs are up, they died in a freak rodeo accident
\nIf one back leg is up, they died urinating
\nIf the horse has no legs on the ground, they died in a hover-horse collision
\nIf the horse is actually a camel, then youre in egypt.<\/p>\n