{"id":2453,"date":"2012-05-14T07:29:48","date_gmt":"2012-05-14T07:29:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/?p=2453"},"modified":"2012-05-14T07:30:02","modified_gmt":"2012-05-14T07:30:02","slug":"cycle-paths-turn-me-into-a-psychopath","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/?p=2453","title":{"rendered":"Cycle paths turn me into a psychopath&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Heh &#8211; see what I did there?<\/p>\n<p>Here in the UK, we have a whole network of cycle paths, so lycra wearing (*shudder*) blobs can cycle (and sweat) in relative safety from regular road users.<\/p>\n<p>The cycle paths usually look like this:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/cyclepath1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2454\" title=\"cyclepath1\" src=\"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/cyclepath1-300x180.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/cyclepath1-300x180.jpg 300w, https:\/\/sneesh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/cyclepath1.jpg 460w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Or this:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/cyclepath2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2455\" title=\"cyclepath2\" src=\"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/cyclepath2-300x180.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/cyclepath2-300x180.jpg 300w, https:\/\/sneesh.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/cyclepath2.jpg 460w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>It makes me smile when I recall, as a child, being told stopped by a copper when riding my bike on the path, and being told to walk with it on the footpath &#8211; now people are encouraged to do this&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Anyhoo, there is nothing that makes me more annoyed (well, ok, maybe there is), than a twat on his bike on the road, holding me and other car drivers back, when there&#8217;s a perfectly good (and empty!) cycle path similar to the second picture only yards to his left.<\/p>\n<p>So I propose that cyclists who fail to use cycle paths should be fined &#8211; or shot.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Football footnote:<\/span><\/p>\n<p>A thrilling final day to the season saw Spurs win 2-0 at home to Fulham, but Arsenal beat West Brom away to secure third place &#8211; Spurs rely on Chelsea NOT winning the Champion&#8217;s League final against Bayern Munich in order to qualify for the competition next year&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Heh &#8211; see what I did there? Here in the UK, we have a whole network of cycle paths, so lycra wearing (*shudder*) blobs can cycle (and sweat) in relative safety from regular road users. The cycle paths usually look like this: Or this: It makes me smile when I recall, as a child, being told stopped by a copper when riding my bike on the path, and being told to walk with it on the footpath &#8211; now people are encouraged to do this&#8230; Anyhoo, there is nothing that makes me more annoyed (well, ok, maybe there is), than [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[849],"class_list":["post-2453","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","tag-cycle-paths"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2453","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2453"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2453\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2457,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2453\/revisions\/2457"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}