{"id":332,"date":"2008-09-15T14:27:59","date_gmt":"2008-09-15T13:27:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snee.wordpress.com\/?p=332"},"modified":"2008-09-15T14:27:59","modified_gmt":"2008-09-15T13:27:59","slug":"mondays-i-love-mondays-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/?p=332","title":{"rendered":"Mondays – I LOVE Mondays (now)"},"content":{"rendered":"

I mentioned before about the second phone line we have in the office – an unpublished number.<\/p>\n

I’ve had loads of calls from double glazing companies etc. on it, but this morning was a classic…<\/p>\n

Kitchens. A call about getting a quote for a new kitchen. So there I was, big ol’ grin on my face<\/p>\n

“Yes, I’m VERY <\/em>interested in remodelling my kitchen – how much do I want to spend? um…well, I want it to look good – you can send someone round today? excellent – 1.30pm? great, see you then…”<\/p>\n

Then came the call about 20 minutes ago – some guy calling me a bastard ‘cos he’d had someone drive about 50 miles to come and see me (they never even knocked on the door…) – then he started threatening me so I told him he knows where I am and to come round…<\/p>\n

*waits*<\/p>\n

Anyhoo, the funniest thing is – he rang back trying to book a pizza…doh! got it a bit wrong really – he’s supposed to get stuff delivered here, not order it from here.<\/p>\n

Muppet. I hope he does turn up – it’ll turn this already great day into an awesome one…<\/p>\n

In my defence, the phone number is TPS registered and so we shouldn’t get any sales calls so I’m not THAT<\/em> much of a bastard…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I mentioned before about the second phone line we have in the office – an unpublished number. I’ve had loads of calls from double glazing companies etc. on it, but this morning was a classic… Kitchens. A call about getting a quote for a new kitchen. So there I was, big ol’ grin on my face “Yes, I’m VERY interested in remodelling my kitchen – how much do I want to spend? um…well, I want it to look good – you can send someone round today? excellent – 1.30pm? great, see you then…” Then came the call about 20 minutes […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[134,302,366],"class_list":["post-332","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","tag-cold-calling","tag-kitchen","tag-muppet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/332","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=332"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/332\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}