{"id":337,"date":"2008-09-24T07:59:08","date_gmt":"2008-09-24T06:59:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snee.wordpress.com\/?p=337"},"modified":"2008-09-24T07:59:08","modified_gmt":"2008-09-24T06:59:08","slug":"another-day-in-london","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/?p=337","title":{"rendered":"Another day in London&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This time on my own&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The day finally dawned: My tribunal hearing about my ankle injury&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>So I made my merry way down to London with the intention of attending the hearing and then either: a) celebrating a payout, or b) drowning my sorrows.<\/p>\n<p>Well, after (and I kid you not) a 2.5 hour hearing, with me being constantly told NOT to interrupt the <span style=\"text-decoration:line-through;\">wanker<\/span> policeman (PC Neil Hewson = total knobhead &#8211; FACT!) who was <span style=\"text-decoration:line-through;\">talking bollocks<\/span> reading his statement.<\/p>\n<p>I was told on more than one occasion to only ask questions pertaining to the evidence already to hand (of course, the question I WANTED to ask was: &#8220;Why are St Neots Police such a shower of c*nts?&#8221;).<\/p>\n<p>Anyhoo, the hearing ended with the copper being made to look like a schoolkid, the incredibly bad clearup rate of Cambs. Constabulary was laid bare, I got to mouth off at a copper without getting arrested\/cautioned, AND I ended up with&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Wait for it&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>\u00a33080.00<\/p>\n<p>Woo! ok, so the retirement plans have been put on hold, but it means another nice holiday in the sun, new TV, new bed, pay off some bills, and have a good piss-up \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This time on my own&#8230; The day finally dawned: My tribunal hearing about my ankle injury&#8230; So I made my merry way down to London with the intention of attending the hearing and then either: a) celebrating a payout, or b) drowning my sorrows. Well, after (and I kid you not) a 2.5 hour hearing, with me being constantly told NOT to interrupt the wanker policeman (PC Neil Hewson = total knobhead &#8211; FACT!) who was talking bollocks reading his statement. I was told on more than one occasion to only ask questions pertaining to the evidence already to hand [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[139,571,602],"class_list":["post-337","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","tag-copper","tag-tribunal","tag-wanker"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=337"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}