{"id":386,"date":"2008-10-23T22:24:31","date_gmt":"2008-10-23T21:24:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snee.wordpress.com\/?p=386"},"modified":"2008-10-23T22:24:31","modified_gmt":"2008-10-23T21:24:31","slug":"386","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/?p=386","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

I just got back home – Spurs lost again (I’ve had ALL the jokes about 20 times each by text thank you), so I thought I’d check my referrer logs for a laugh – it’s always good to see random people arriving here from strange Google searches and the like…<\/p>\n

So, I clicked a few of the pages peeps have visited – don’t I talk a load of shite sometimes? but, there ya go – I try to type something without editing so it’s from me. And the weird thing is, I never kept a diary as a kid – why do I feel the need now to vent myself to 2 billion viewers (ok, I get about *checks* 300 hits a month, so, 10 a day on average – mostly repeat offenders<\/span> visitors)…weird huh?<\/p>\n

I need saving from this madness…previous applicants feel free to apply – but update your damn CV!<\/p>\n

*scratches his arse*<\/p>\n

EDIT: Just had an idea…VODKA! \ud83d\ude00 (maybe just one then…) \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I just got back home – Spurs lost again (I’ve had ALL the jokes about 20 times each by text thank you), so I thought I’d check my referrer logs for a laugh – it’s always good to see random people arriving here from strange Google searches and the like… So, I clicked a few of the pages peeps have visited – don’t I talk a load of shite sometimes? but, there ya go – I try to type something without editing so it’s from me. And the weird thing is, I never kept a diary as a kid – […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-386","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/386","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=386"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/386\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}