You can tell I’m a bit bored can’t you?<\/p>\n
Post titles in WordPress (probably another too) are limited to a certain amount of characters it seems, so my appalling attempt at humorous hit seeking failed – oh, and the entrail thing was a JOKE.<\/p>\n
And now I really am going to do some work. No, really, I’m not joking – I am. Right now. Make some coffee, then work. Yes, on a Saturday \ud83d\ude10 . Besides, the pubs aren’t open yet…<\/p>\n
Wait…they are now! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
Oh yeah…work<\/p>\n
EDIT: I ended up at the pub – I knew I would, I see no problem – and if I did, it would probably be in double vision…<\/p>\n
And now I’m hungry…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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