{"id":440,"date":"2008-11-11T12:45:03","date_gmt":"2008-11-11T11:45:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snee.wordpress.com\/?p=440"},"modified":"2008-11-11T12:45:03","modified_gmt":"2008-11-11T11:45:03","slug":"the-dating-game","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/?p=440","title":{"rendered":"The dating game"},"content":{"rendered":"

Is anything but that. Seriously. I’m REALLY <\/em>stressed out at the moment, mainly due to being ‘phone stalked’ by the woman I met a few weeks back.<\/p>\n

Yes, just a few weeks. We went out three times for a drink*, and once for a meal – this is where I found out she was married.<\/p>\n

I’ve been down that road before, so made it quite clear to her (and politely – I genuinely liked her and got on well with her) that nothing was going to happen, thanks for a good laugh, goodbye.<\/p>\n

Now I get texts and calls from her all the time – I tend to hide at work in case she turns up, I check the vehicles in my road before going to my door. I’m a nervous wreck \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n

Thankfully, Harriett has suggested we swap mobile numbers for a few days – that way, she can deal with the psycho (well, she did it once before…)<\/p>\n

I’m not eating like I usually do, can’t sleep well, I’m jumpy as hell every time my phone goes or someone knocks on the door…<\/p>\n

I’m shit at finding women – they’re all either married or psycho, or both. Oh, when I mentioned this to Harriett, she asked me if I thought she was nutty. I diplomatically said she was one of a kind – well, she is…<\/p>\n

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* For the record – it wasn’t one drink over three occasions (damn pedants…)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Is anything but that. Seriously. I’m REALLY stressed out at the moment, mainly due to being ‘phone stalked’ by the woman I met a few weeks back. Yes, just a few weeks. We went out three times for a drink*, and once for a meal – this is where I found out she was married. I’ve been down that road before, so made it quite clear to her (and politely – I genuinely liked her and got on well with her) that nothing was going to happen, thanks for a good laugh, goodbye. Now I get texts and calls from […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[430,521],"class_list":["post-440","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","tag-psycho","tag-stalker"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/440","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=440"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/440\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=440"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=440"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=440"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}