Result!<\/p>\n
Well, it may be too soon to say that, but it certainly feels like it to me \ud83d\ude42 I’m smiling again and feel like a HUGE <\/strong>weight has been lifted from my shoulders.<\/p>\n Let me explain: I gave Harriett my phone SIM card last yesterday evening, she put it in her other phone and almost straight away a text came through – I didn’t want to know what it said. Anyway, just had a call from Harriett, she told me there was another text came through during the night (about 2am – how screwy is THAT<\/em>?), so Harriett rang her number and left a voicemail telling her that she had my phone and to stop calling and texting as it was harrassment. She then got a call back from Jane who hung up when Harriett answered.<\/p>\n \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n I’ll leave my SIM card with Harriett for a couple of days though, just to make sure it’s all over. Hopefully not too long – I already don’t like using a pay as you go phone (I get almost unlimited free calls and texts on my calling plan – told Harriett to use it as much as she wants).<\/p>\n Harriett – my hero \ud83d\ude42 that’s twice she’s done this for me – first Maria, now Jane. I’ve told her she must vett all future possible partners for me.<\/p>\n OK, the mental image of Harriett interviewing a woman just made me snort and spit coffee*…I can imagine Harriett sitting their, a pen in her hand with a form in front of her:<\/p>\n “So, X, just what are your intentions to Paul?<\/p>\n A) Just friends (good answer) If I get some spare time today, I’ll mock up a form for her – it’ll make her laugh \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n So, as a big THANK YOU, I’m buying a curry tonight. I do have an ulterior motive though – the Spurs v Liverpool game – Carling Cup – is on Sky Sports tonight, and I don’t have that channel (could watch it down the Tudor, but I’ve really spent too much time there hiding from stalkers turning up at my house**).<\/p>\n Ah…The sky is blue, no clouds visible from my office window, I’ve got a full mug of coffee (refilled), AWESOME friends (that includes many of the perverts<\/span> regular readers). Life is once again, good.<\/p>\n And with that, I must get some work done.<\/p>\n * No, I’m not chopping up lines of Nescaf\u00e9\u2122<\/p>\n ** Yes, this whole thing has stressed\/scared (delete as applicable) me so much, I was actually scared to be at home<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Result! Well, it may be too soon to say that, but it certainly feels like it to me \ud83d\ude42 I’m smiling again and feel like a HUGE weight has been lifted from my shoulders. Let me explain: I gave Harriett my phone SIM card last yesterday evening, she put it in her other phone and almost straight away a text came through – I didn’t want to know what it said. Anyway, just had a call from Harriett, she told me there was another text came through during the night (about 2am – how screwy is THAT?), so Harriett rang […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[111,262,516,523],"class_list":["post-447","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","tag-carling-cup","tag-hero","tag-spurs","tag-stalkers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/447","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=447"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/447\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=447"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=447"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=447"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nB) Purely sex (GREAT answer)
\nC) I want to marry him and have his babies (um…where’s the door?)
\nD) All the above (erm…)”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n