{"id":504,"date":"2008-11-27T09:50:34","date_gmt":"2008-11-27T09:50:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snee.wordpress.com\/?p=504"},"modified":"2008-11-27T09:50:34","modified_gmt":"2008-11-27T09:50:34","slug":"horrible-anus-well-the-queen-does-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/?p=504","title":{"rendered":"Horrible anus* (well, the queen does it&#8230;)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bit early, but here&#8217;s my year in a nutshell &#8211; I&#8217;ll probably forget stuff, but hey&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\t\t<strong>January:<\/strong> Mostly good, helped a friend get over some problems. Got my first tattoo.<\/p>\n<p>\t\t<strong>February:<\/strong> Spent most of the month helping Harriett move into her new house, some demolishing :), some decorating &#8211; had some awesome sex too&#8230; \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p>\t\t<strong>March:<\/strong> Not a great deal happened &#8211; got a bit sad on my dad&#8217;s birthday (19th).<\/p>\n<p>\t\t<strong>April:<\/strong> Again, not a lot happened. Got my second tattoo, had the plate and pins removed from my ankle.<\/p>\n<p>\t\t<strong>May:<\/strong> See April. Had some major pain from my ankle &#8211; ended up on kickass pain pills \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>\t\t<strong>June:<\/strong> Saw the Foo Fighters at Wembley on the 6th \ud83d\ude42 best gig I&#8217;ll EVER see I reckon, spoke to Lee while I was there. Planned on going back to see them again on the 7th, then found out Lee had died the night before \ud83d\ude41 that Saturday was a very sombre day indeed. Holiday in Spain on the 17th, back on the 24th which should have meant I&#8217;d make Lee&#8217;s funeral &#8211; flight delays meant I missed in, cue me going mental at the airport. A month long wake followed.<\/p>\n<p>\t\t<strong>July:<\/strong> Much of it was spent very, very drunk&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\t\t<strong>August:<\/strong> Work, drink, work, drink&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\t\t<strong>September:<\/strong> My 40th \ud83d\ude10 convinced everyone I was actually 42 so to avoid any parties (I hate &#8217;em). Attended my tribunal hearing for compensation on my ankle injury and won \u00a34400 (was fined \u00a31020 on the day for calling a copper a c*nt, but that was worth every penny \ud83d\ude42 )<\/p>\n<p>\t\t<strong>October:<\/strong> Work, drink, repeat.<\/p>\n<p>\t\t<strong>November:<\/strong> Back to my &#8216;saint&#8217; persona &#8211; helping my friends as much as I can.<\/p>\n<p>\t\t<strong>December:<\/strong> Will be spent with good company, lots of alcohol and avoiding the &#8216;c&#8217; word as much as humanly possible.<\/p>\n<p>\t\t* &#8216;Borrowed&#8217; from <a title=\"B3ta profiles - Pooflake, master punner\" href=\"http:\/\/www.b3ta.com\/users\/profile.php?id=58922\" target=\"_blank\">Pooflake<\/a> &#8211; see <a href=\"http:\/\/www.b3ta.com\/questions\/post313119\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bit early, but here&#8217;s my year in a nutshell &#8211; I&#8217;ll probably forget stuff, but hey&#8230; January: Mostly good, helped a friend get over some problems. Got my first tattoo. February: Spent most of the month helping Harriett move into her new house, some demolishing :), some decorating &#8211; had some awesome sex too&#8230; \ud83d\ude00 March: Not a great deal happened &#8211; got a bit sad on my dad&#8217;s birthday (19th). April: Again, not a lot happened. Got my second tattoo, had the plate and pins removed from my ankle. May: See April. Had some major pain from my ankle [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[270,420,638],"class_list":["post-504","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","tag-horrible-anus","tag-pooflake","tag-year"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/504","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=504"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/504\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=504"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=504"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=504"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}