That I hate this time of year?<\/p>\n
\t\tNo? well, I do – with a vengeance.<\/p>\n
\t\tYou know why? I can explain in one word: sheep.<\/p>\n
\t\tFucking sheep. They’re everywhere – walk down the High Street and they mill around with their stupid, fucking bovine faces and bags full of wrapping paper. Supermarkets are over-run with the dumb fuckers too – try popping in just for a loaf of bread.<\/p>\n
\t\tAnd so my newest supermarket game was born on Saturday…<\/p>\n
\t\tNow, the first (and best) game involved putting random items in unsupervised trollies – with higher marks for totally uneccessary items (shampoo for baldies, condoms for pensioners etc.). The new game isn’t really a game as such, but I get so irate when I go into supermarkets that I have to do something or I’ll committ mass murder.<\/p>\n
\t\tSo, when you come up behind some sheep blocking the aisle, just “BAAAAA!!!” in their ear while maintaining a normal face – they look round thinking “Did I REALLY <\/em>hear someone baa at me?”, but they do get the fuck outta my way.<\/p>\n \t\tI hate shopping. I hate c*nting xmas. I hate sheep.<\/p>\n \t\tAltogether, I’m not in the best mood. Fuck off.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" That I hate this time of year? No? well, I do – with a vengeance. You know why? I can explain in one word: sheep. Fucking sheep. They’re everywhere – walk down the High Street and they mill around with their stupid, fucking bovine faces and bags full of wrapping paper. Supermarkets are over-run with the dumb fuckers too – try popping in just for a loaf of bread. And so my newest supermarket game was born on Saturday… Now, the first (and best) game involved putting random items in unsupervised trollies – with higher marks for totally uneccessary items […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[487,534],"class_list":["post-509","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","tag-sheep","tag-supermarkets"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/509","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=509"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/509\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=509"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=509"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=509"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}