{"id":522,"date":"2008-12-15T07:56:55","date_gmt":"2008-12-15T07:56:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snee.wordpress.com\/?p=522"},"modified":"2008-12-15T07:56:55","modified_gmt":"2008-12-15T07:56:55","slug":"it-should-be-legal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/?p=522","title":{"rendered":"It should be legal…"},"content":{"rendered":"

To kill anyone wearing those stupid santa hats.<\/p>\n

\t\tSeriously, we could turn it into a game – 5 points for a housebrick between the eyes, 10 for catching them with a vehicle etc., etc.<\/p>\n

\t\tOk, maybe that’s a little excessive (but I don’t think so), but sheep are dumb animals…and the morons who wear the silly things are just as, if not, dumber.<\/p>\n

\t\tBleah.<\/p>\n

\t\tSpurs held Man Utd. to a draw on Saturday and moved up to 14th in the league until Newcastle went above us on goal difference. Never mind, we’ve taken points off the ‘top 4’ now – COYS!<\/p>\n

\t\tEDIT: The beard’s looking pretty impressive now – got to be 3, nearly 4 weeks worth now…and I’m not allowed to shave or trim until the New Year. It’s itchy as fuck, but taking a pint off Andy will make it all worth it.<\/p>\n

\t\tAmusingly, someone told me last night that I looked about 30 with the beard \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

\t\tI’ll get a picture later…<\/p>\n

\t\tEDIT: Here’s a pic – I took it myself so it’s not very good…<\/p>\n

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To kill anyone wearing those stupid santa hats. Seriously, we could turn it into a game – 5 points for a housebrick between the eyes, 10 for catching them with a vehicle etc., etc. Ok, maybe that’s a little excessive (but I don’t think so), but sheep are dumb animals…and the morons who wear the silly things are just as, if not, dumber. Bleah. Spurs held Man Utd. to a draw on Saturday and moved up to 14th in the league until Newcastle went above us on goal difference. Never mind, we’ve taken points off the ‘top 4’ now – […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[74,487,516],"class_list":["post-522","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","tag-beard","tag-sheep","tag-spurs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/522","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=522"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/522\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=522"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=522"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=522"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}