{"id":53,"date":"2006-11-02T16:33:52","date_gmt":"2006-11-02T16:33:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snee.wordpress.com\/2006\/11\/02\/random-conversations\/"},"modified":"2006-11-02T16:33:52","modified_gmt":"2006-11-02T16:33:52","slug":"random-conversations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/?p=53","title":{"rendered":"random conversations"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve all had them (occasionally when sober too) &#8211; those completely random conversations&#8230;some of the ones I&#8217;ve participated in (usually with Lee, and mostly when we&#8217;re semi-drunk in the Tudor Rose) are:<\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#006600\"><strong>Brussel Sprout curry<\/strong><\/font> &#8211; this is an ongoing thing, and the start of our plan for world dominance in the food industry&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>This was added to one day while eating a pizza &#8211; how about a <font color=\"#006600\"><strong>Sunday roast pizza<\/strong><\/font>?<\/p>\n<p>Alcohol&#8230;&#8217;tis a wonderful invention &#8211; without it, Lee would probably never have got his MRI (masturbation related injury &#8211; of course he denies it&#8230;), and the dodgy elbow infection for which he&#8217;s being pumped full of anti-gonorreah drugs.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, seeing as how the Tudor is managed by (bad) Czechs, it&#8217;s no doubt the conversations in there are random&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve all had them (occasionally when sober too) &#8211; those completely random conversations&#8230;some of the ones I&#8217;ve participated in (usually with Lee, and mostly when we&#8217;re semi-drunk in the Tudor Rose) are: Brussel Sprout curry &#8211; this is an ongoing thing, and the start of our plan for world dominance in the food industry&#8230; This was added to one day while eating a pizza &#8211; how about a Sunday roast pizza? Alcohol&#8230;&#8217;tis a wonderful invention &#8211; without it, Lee would probably never have got his MRI (masturbation related injury &#8211; of course he denies it&#8230;), and the dodgy elbow infection [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-53","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=53"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=53"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=53"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=53"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}