But I fucking hate shitmas.<\/p>\n
\t\tAnd the thing that pisses me off the most: morons who say “But it’s christmas!” as though I’m the sort of brainless, moronic twat who follows the other sheep.<\/p>\n
\t\tFuck off. You do your thing, I’ll do mine – just leave me be and go get on with spending your money on gifts for c*nts who don’t really give a flying fuck.<\/p>\n
\t\tIn about 5 weeks time, when the credit card bills hit the doormat, I’ll be the one with a smug grin on my face.<\/p>\n
\t\tFuckers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
But I fucking hate shitmas. And the thing that pisses me off the most: morons who say “But it’s christmas!” as though I’m the sort of brainless, moronic twat who follows the other sheep. Fuck off. You do your thing, I’ll do mine – just leave me be and go get on with spending your money on gifts for c*nts who don’t really give a flying fuck. In about 5 weeks time, when the credit card bills hit the doormat, I’ll be the one with a smug grin on my face. Fuckers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[41,487,490],"class_list":["post-534","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","tag-angry","tag-sheep","tag-shitmas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/534","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=534"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/534\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=534"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=534"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=534"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}