{"id":688,"date":"2009-04-07T15:42:15","date_gmt":"2009-04-07T15:42:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snee.wordpress.com\/?p=688"},"modified":"2009-04-07T15:42:15","modified_gmt":"2009-04-07T15:42:15","slug":"i-think-this-qualifies-as-probably-the-best-line-ever-written-on-the-interwebs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/?p=688","title":{"rendered":"I think this qualifies as probably the best line ever written on the interwebs:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;And then it struck me. I was locked, alone and unsupervised, in a room containing thirty thousand jaffa cakes.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\t\tCourtesy of <a title=\"Davywavy\" href=\"http:\/\/www.b3ta.com\/users\/profile.php?id=60640\" target=\"_blank\">Davywavy<\/a> (B3ta.com)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;And then it struck me. I was locked, alone and unsupervised, in a room containing thirty thousand jaffa cakes.&#8221; Courtesy of Davywavy (B3ta.com)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[55,81],"class_list":["post-688","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","tag-b3ta","tag-best-internet-line-ever"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/688","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=688"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/688\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=688"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=688"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=688"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}