{"id":728,"date":"2009-05-21T11:06:53","date_gmt":"2009-05-21T11:06:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snee.wordpress.com\/?p=728"},"modified":"2009-05-21T11:06:53","modified_gmt":"2009-05-21T11:06:53","slug":"sign-language","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/?p=728","title":{"rendered":"Sign language"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I read Whabb&#8217;s blog entry regarding sign language, and it reminded me of something that happened just this morning:<\/p>\n<p>\t\tI was driving and this twat cut me up on a roundabout, then had the temerity to start shouting at ME!<\/p>\n<p>\t\tWell, that is until I cut in front of him, stopped, got out and wandered back to his car.  I knocked on his window as he tried staring straight ahead, trembling slightly.  He wound the window down slightly and I ever-so-nicely said;<\/p>\n<p>\t\t&#8220;I&#8217;m sorry, I could see you apologising for being a CUNT and cutting me up on the roundabout, but couldn&#8217;t quite hear you clearly &#8211; also your sign language was somewhat unclear as you had a mobile phone in one hand.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\t\tAll this with a nice smile as I leaned on his car.  Of course, my smile broadened somewhat when he squeaked &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\t\tI just said &#8220;Well, don&#8217;t do it again fuckwit.&#8221; and got back in my car and drove off.<\/p>\n<p>\t\tDoes that make me a bully? I don&#8217;t think so &#8211; a bully would have pulled him <em>THROUGH <\/em>his window and beaten him to a pulp with said mobile phone.<\/p>\n<p>\t\tNever mind eh?<\/p>\n<p>\t\tOff to Germany next week \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I read Whabb&#8217;s blog entry regarding sign language, and it reminded me of something that happened just this morning: I was driving and this twat cut me up on a roundabout, then had the temerity to start shouting at ME! Well, that is until I cut in front of him, stopped, got out and wandered back to his car. I knocked on his window as he tried staring straight ahead, trembling slightly. He wound the window down slightly and I ever-so-nicely said; &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry, I could see you apologising for being a CUNT and cutting me up on the roundabout, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[454,495,578],"class_list":["post-728","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","tag-road-rage","tag-sign-language","tag-twat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/728","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=728"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/728\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=728"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=728"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=728"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}