{"id":732,"date":"2009-05-27T09:55:46","date_gmt":"2009-05-27T09:55:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snee.wordpress.com\/?p=732"},"modified":"2009-05-27T09:55:46","modified_gmt":"2009-05-27T09:55:46","slug":"got-any-lettuce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/?p=732","title":{"rendered":"Got any lettuce?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The post title is the question I texted to a few people in my phonebook to see what their repsonse would be&#8230;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>2 people replied no, but they were going to the shop and could get me some.<\/li>\n<li>4 people replied offering me drugs&#8230;meh.<\/li>\n<li>Few replies along the lines of &#8220;fuck off &#8211; twat&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\t\tBrian let me down though &#8211; I would have bet money on his reply being &#8220;Fuck off you cock&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>\t\tOh well, I&#8217;ll have to think of another one&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\t\tAnd then there&#8217;s the story of Ewa&#8217;s super poo&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\t\tI got up yesterday just after she&#8217;d left for work. I noticed that there was a &#8216;floater&#8217; in the loo, so flushed it. Back into the bathroom 10 minutes later or so to brush my teeth &#8211; zounds, the log was still there&#8230;so I flushed it again&#8230;then again.<\/p>\n<p>\t\tStubborn thing remained, so I tried the boiling water trick&#8230;still unflushable.<\/p>\n<p>\t\tNow, this thing had by now resisted at leat 8 flushes, so I thought I&#8217;d better take a picture for posterity:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-733 aligncenter\" title=\"Super poo\" src=\"http:\/\/snee.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/05\/superpoo.jpg\" alt=\"Super poo\" width=\"270\" height=\"269\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\t\tAnd, for the discerning reader, a close up:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-734 aligncenter\" title=\"superpoo-zoom\" src=\"http:\/\/snee.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/05\/superpoo-zoom.jpg\" alt=\"superpoo-zoom\" width=\"190\" height=\"270\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\t\tLovely eh?<\/p>\n<p>\t\tAnyway, the thing finally decided to traverse the ubend &#8211; shame really, I was about to start charging it rent.<\/p>\n<p>\t\tMeh&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The post title is the question I texted to a few people in my phonebook to see what their repsonse would be&#8230; 2 people replied no, but they were going to the shop and could get me some. 4 people replied offering me drugs&#8230;meh. Few replies along the lines of &#8220;fuck off &#8211; twat&#8221; Brian let me down though &#8211; I would have bet money on his reply being &#8220;Fuck off you cock&#8221;. Oh well, I&#8217;ll have to think of another one&#8230; And then there&#8217;s the story of Ewa&#8217;s super poo&#8230; I got up yesterday just after she&#8217;d left for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[319,419],"class_list":["post-732","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","tag-lettuce","tag-poo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/732","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=732"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/732\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=732"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=732"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=732"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}