{"id":762,"date":"2009-07-02T15:15:41","date_gmt":"2009-07-02T15:15:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snee.wordpress.com\/?p=762"},"modified":"2009-07-02T15:15:41","modified_gmt":"2009-07-02T15:15:41","slug":"bored-and-hot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/?p=762","title":{"rendered":"Bored…and hot"},"content":{"rendered":"

So here’s a blatant post straight from B3ta’s QOTW archive<\/a>:<\/p>\n

5 years ago I had a boring admin job whose only redeeming feature was that I worked on a team with 3 lovely young ladies. Abbie sat to my left; she was 21, slim, blond, attractive but a total space cadet and jittery with it. Very jittery, if somebody dropped a file loudly she would flinch noticeably.<\/p>\n

\t\tWhenever I made the coffee she would always remind me that she only took half a teaspoonful of coffee, what she called \u201cgranny coffee\u201d as it was so weak. This one time I accidentally used a whole spoonful so I put more milk in to hide the stronger colour and taste. Abbie didn\u2019t notice.<\/p>\n

\t\tNow I\u2019m not a bad person, and I liked Abbie, but the mischief switch in my head went and the challenge was on to see how strong I could make her coffee before she noticed. Obviously I had to start low and increase the dosage each time.<\/p>\n

\t\tA few days later a manager named John caught me in the kitchen counting out 4 spoonfuls of coffee into Abbie\u2019s cup. \u201cWhat are you doing?\u201d he asked. I didn\u2019t know he was stood behind me so I was a bit flustered and just fessed up, \u201cI\u2019m seeing how much I can drug Abbie with coffee, you see\u2026if you use more milk it masks the colour and taste\u2026\u201d I trailed off nervously.<\/p>\n

\t\tThe manager took a step closer, looked at the cup, looked at me again and said without changing facial expression, \u201cWell put some more in then\u201d. Well thank fuck for the Y Chromosome! If it had been a female manager I would have been toast.<\/p>\n

\t\tIt had to stop a few days later, I was up to 5 spoonfuls which to put in context is a 1000% increase in dosage. Abbie was noticeably twitchier. I got a phone call that was for her, I turned to my left and said that I was putting a call through which she duly acknowledged, when she picked up I said in the killer from \u2018Scream\u2019 voice \u201cHELLO ABBIE, DO YOU LIKE SCARY MOVIES!?\u201d\u2026.<\/p>\n

\t\tShe screamed. Loudly. Then cried. A lot.<\/p>\n

\t\tThe female power-dressing megalomaniac office manger fixed me with a cold stare. Nothing was said but the experiment was over. I was super nice to Abbie after that and reduced her coffee intake back to normal \u201cGranny\u201d strength. I\u2019m sure drugging colleagues with coffee is a sackable offence, it should be.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\t\tHeh…when I read these things at work, there’s some serious office LOLing going on…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So here’s a blatant post straight from B3ta’s QOTW archive: 5 years ago I had a boring admin job whose only redeeming feature was that I worked on a team with 3 lovely young ladies. Abbie sat to my left; she was 21, slim, blond, attractive but a total space cadet and jittery with it. Very jittery, if somebody dropped a file loudly she would flinch noticeably. Whenever I made the coffee she would always remind me that she only took half a teaspoonful of coffee, what she called \u201cgranny coffee\u201d as it was so weak. This one time I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[55],"class_list":["post-762","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","tag-b3ta"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/762","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=762"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/762\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=762"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=762"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=762"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}