It’s messed up – this will sound like some kind or racist rant, but…in my defense, it was an act of childish enthusiasm.<\/p>\n
\t\tDomina pizza obviously supported the 4th July celebrations ‘cos they’re an American franchise. Fair enough – they had balloons outside their shop and everything…no wait – they had ballooons outside their shop.<\/p>\n
\t\tAnd so, there was I, had a few beers, and the dare came “Reckon you could run over and pop all those balloons?”<\/p>\n
\t\tAnd so I did – got all the ones from the top shelf and a couple from the lower…but it wasn’t enough – I want them all. So I primed a new cigarette, waited for the moment, then ran over and got them all but 7 (I’m back later – I’m not being beaten on this…) before some huge guy came out and hit me! he physically assaulted me for popping a balloon!<\/p>\n
\t\tSo, should I sue the fucker for assault, go back and burst the remaining balloons, call it quits, or, most importantly – ALL THE ABOVE.<\/p>\n
\t\tTough huh?<\/p>\n
\t\tGuy hit me from behind, and he hits like a girl…twat.<\/p>\n
\t\tFuck it – I’m taking him for some holiday cash \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
\t\tOh yeah, the racist bit – he was black, and about a foot taller than me with at leat 30kg on me…funny as fuck though… “Don’t burst my balloons…” oops, my cigarette slipped a few times…<\/p>\n
\t\tHeh…gotta love weekends \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
It’s messed up – this will sound like some kind or racist rant, but…in my defense, it was an act of childish enthusiasm. Domina pizza obviously supported the 4th July celebrations ‘cos they’re an American franchise. Fair enough – they had balloons outside their shop and everything…no wait – they had ballooons outside their shop. And so, there was I, had a few beers, and the dare came “Reckon you could run over and pop all those balloons?” And so I did – got all the ones from the top shelf and a couple from the lower…but it wasn’t enough […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[53,65,439],"class_list":["post-767","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","tag-assault","tag-balloons","tag-racist"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/767","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=767"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/767\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=767"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=767"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=767"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}