So this morning I woke up, scratched my balls, washed, dressed, scratched my balls again (hey, it’s good to check them regularly!), had a coffee and came into work.<\/p>\n
\t\tGot all the computers up and running, then went for my usual coffee-out-of-the-machine – this is where it started to go wrong…<\/p>\n
\t\tI previously posted about the coffee machine we have here<\/a>. Now, this morning, my head is full of ‘This time last week…’ and I claim this as my excuse.<\/p>\n \t\tPut my money in the machine, chose black, strong, no sugar, got my little plastic cup – failed to see that it was the last in the tube and as such, had a plastic lid on it – put it under the water and got an impromptu shower…just as Andy and Charlie (this is named after him as he was the first to do it) walked into the canteen.<\/p>\n \t\t\ud83d\ude10<\/p>\n \t\tI feel a little bit silly now…<\/p>\n \t\tLooks like it’ll be a good weekend – Harriett asked me if I fancied going to some pub with her where her mate is DJing tonight – I’ll try and see if I can get Wendy out too (I’m a man – I have needs!), then tomorrow and Sunday, Salabanzi<\/a> are playing 2 pubs in town (must check where – their site shows nothing on this weekend) – Ewa has asked me to go with her…and to be honest, I DID upset her when she was talking about Poland next month and I said I wouldn’t be going as I wanted to go with her (now) ex Dennis (my best mate and, should I ever get married, best man) – I guess I must be a bit of a party animal as she really wanted me to go.<\/p>\n \t\tI did text Dennis the other day to fill him in on V and about me not going – got a text back last night from him saying “Why don’t you and me go?” which is fair enough – we’ve got our tickets…<\/p>\n \t\tOf course, Dennis and me on the loose in Poland for a week is gonna make for a blog post and a half judging by what happened when we were in Milan<\/a>, went to Wembley<\/a>, and Morocco<\/a> \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n \t\tAh well, 4.5 hours until the weekend – must get my haircut (I did try to get it cut before V but the shop shut even earlier than I left work LOL – gonna have some white lines later where I caught the sun)<\/p>\n \t\tAnd thanks for all the comments on the V post \ud83d\ude42 it’s nice to get feedback. As I’ve mentioned before, I generally try to keep this all light hearted – funny even, but what can I say? this is my life, and to steal a phrase: I’M LOVIN’ IT! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" So this morning I woke up, scratched my balls, washed, dressed, scratched my balls again (hey, it’s good to check them regularly!), had a coffee and came into work. Got all the computers up and running, then went for my usual coffee-out-of-the-machine – this is where it started to go wrong… I previously posted about the coffee machine we have here. Now, this morning, my head is full of ‘This time last week…’ and I claim this as my excuse. Put my money in the machine, chose black, strong, no sugar, got my little plastic cup – failed to see […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-827","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/827","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=827"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/827\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=827"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=827"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=827"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}