{"id":851,"date":"2009-09-02T18:19:47","date_gmt":"2009-09-02T18:19:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snee.wordpress.com\/?p=851"},"modified":"2009-09-02T18:19:47","modified_gmt":"2009-09-02T18:19:47","slug":"festivals-eh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/?p=851","title":{"rendered":"Festivals eh?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just read <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/england\/west_yorkshire\/8233786.stm\" target=\"_blank\">this<\/a> and can&#8217;t stop giggling like a girl.<\/p>\n<p>\t\tFestival loos are BAD people &#8211; just say no. Take a trowel and dig a hole in a peaceful field with a view, or just don&#8217;t shit all weekend*.<\/p>\n<p>\t\tSimples&#8230;and far less embarrassing than being rescued from scuzzy festival portaloos&#8230;unless that&#8217;s what you&#8217;re into, in which case, well, you are into it&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\t\t\/coat<\/p>\n<p>\t\t* This is my chosen path, although last weekend I did have some quite disturbing &#8216;rumblings&#8217; Sunday evening&#8230;turned out nice though. And please &#8211; the people who run the truckers cafe on the A5 just past the M6 junction, I&#8217;m sorry if it failed to flush (no way was I looking back at that monster effort), but your facilities are ace! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just read this and can&#8217;t stop giggling like a girl. Festival loos are BAD people &#8211; just say no. Take a trowel and dig a hole in a peaceful field with a view, or just don&#8217;t shit all weekend*. Simples&#8230;and far less embarrassing than being rescued from scuzzy festival portaloos&#8230;unless that&#8217;s what you&#8217;re into, in which case, well, you are into it&#8230; \/coat * This is my chosen path, although last weekend I did have some quite disturbing &#8216;rumblings&#8217; Sunday evening&#8230;turned out nice though. And please &#8211; the people who run the truckers cafe on the A5 just past the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[201,422],"class_list":["post-851","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","tag-festival","tag-portaloo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/851","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=851"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/851\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=851"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=851"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=851"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}