{"id":856,"date":"2009-09-03T10:24:11","date_gmt":"2009-09-03T10:24:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snee.wordpress.com\/?p=856"},"modified":"2009-09-03T10:24:11","modified_gmt":"2009-09-03T10:24:11","slug":"come-in-number-6-your-time-is-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/?p=856","title":{"rendered":"Come in number 6, your time is up&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And so I find myself at the arse end of the week, feeling down again. What I would really, really like right now, is for <a title=\"SillyWhabbit\" href=\"http:\/\/sillywhabbit.wordpress.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Whabbs<\/a> to turn up on my doorstep and drag me off for all the Guinness&#8217; she&#8217;s been teasing me with.<\/p>\n<p>\t\tSo much has happened in the last 6 months &#8211; both for me and her, I think we&#8217;d still be talking in a week&#8217;s time about it all.<\/p>\n<p>\t\tBasically, I just need her to buy me beer, then slap me round the head and tell me to sort myself out&#8230;and get the next round in \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>\t\tEDIT: For added funneh \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-860 aligncenter\" title=\"B3ta\" src=\"http:\/\/snee.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/09\/b3ta.jpg\" alt=\"B3ta\" width=\"457\" height=\"190\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">*snigger*<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">2nd EDIT: I&#8217;m picking my new bed up tonight! \ud83d\ude42 woo! and indeed &#8211; yay! The only question is: do I have time to get my new bed home after finishing at 5, AND get my old bed to the dump (which closes at 6)&#8230;shouldn&#8217;t be too difficult, and seeing as the Tudor is but a stone&#8217;s throw from the dump, I&#8217;ll have a celebratory pint &#8211; result!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And so I find myself at the arse end of the week, feeling down again. What I would really, really like right now, is for Whabbs to turn up on my doorstep and drag me off for all the Guinness&#8217; she&#8217;s been teasing me with. So much has happened in the last 6 months &#8211; both for me and her, I think we&#8217;d still be talking in a week&#8217;s time about it all. Basically, I just need her to buy me beer, then slap me round the head and tell me to sort myself out&#8230;and get the next round in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[76,415,575],"class_list":["post-856","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","tag-bed","tag-pint","tag-tudor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/856","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=856"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/856\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=856"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=856"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=856"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}