{"id":92,"date":"2007-02-15T16:45:24","date_gmt":"2007-02-15T16:45:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snee.wordpress.com\/2007\/02\/15\/weird-fetishes\/"},"modified":"2007-02-15T16:45:24","modified_gmt":"2007-02-15T16:45:24","slug":"weird-fetishes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/?p=92","title":{"rendered":"weird fetishes"},"content":{"rendered":"

I was just having a casual chat with a work colleague regarding the co called ‘special’ occasions that allegedly warrant card giving, when she<\/strike> they mentioned – completely out of the blue – that she<\/strike> they has an envelope fetish.<\/p>\n

Yes, an envelope fetish. Whenever she<\/strike> they gives out a card for whatever reason, she<\/strike> they asks for the used envelope back – how weird is THAT?<\/p>\n

There are some scary people out there – and the worrying thing is, it seems I act as flypaper for them \ud83d\ude2f<\/p>\n

This post was edited to protect the identity of the weirdo…well, kind of \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I was just having a casual chat with a work colleague regarding the co called ‘special’ occasions that allegedly warrant card giving, when she they mentioned – completely out of the blue – that she they has an envelope fetish. Yes, an envelope fetish. Whenever she they gives out a card for whatever reason, she they asks for the used envelope back – how weird is THAT? There are some scary people out there – and the worrying thing is, it seems I act as flypaper for them \ud83d\ude2f This post was edited to protect the identity of the weirdo…well, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-92","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=92"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=92"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=92"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=92"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}