{"id":928,"date":"2009-09-21T11:06:27","date_gmt":"2009-09-21T11:06:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snee.wordpress.com\/?p=928"},"modified":"2009-09-21T11:06:27","modified_gmt":"2009-09-21T11:06:27","slug":"things-not-to-do-on-a-first-date","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/?p=928","title":{"rendered":"Things NOT to do on a first date…"},"content":{"rendered":"

1) Remember when your date is in the loo, that it’s ‘Talk like a pirate day’ …didn’t go down too well.<\/p>\n

\t\t2) On leaving, forget where you parked the car, then spend 10 minutes going up and down levels before finding it about 10 feet from her car…<\/p>\n

\t\tOh, there’s many, many more no doubt – it’s just these 2 that are making my head hurt right now…<\/p>\n

\t\tGuess I blew that one eh?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

1) Remember when your date is in the loo, that it’s ‘Talk like a pirate day’ …didn’t go down too well. 2) On leaving, forget where you parked the car, then spend 10 minutes going up and down levels before finding it about 10 feet from her car… Oh, there’s many, many more no doubt – it’s just these 2 that are making my head hurt right now… Guess I blew that one eh?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[207],"class_list":["post-928","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","tag-first-date"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/928","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=928"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/928\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=928"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=928"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=928"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}