{"id":93,"date":"2007-02-16T12:36:08","date_gmt":"2007-02-16T12:36:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snee.wordpress.com\/2007\/02\/16\/women-are-from-uranus\/"},"modified":"2007-02-16T12:36:08","modified_gmt":"2007-02-16T12:36:08","slug":"women-are-from-uranus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/?p=93","title":{"rendered":"women are from uranus&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I love Fridays &#8211; the fact it&#8217;s a half day, also payday&#8230;and mostly because it&#8217;s the end of the week. I&#8217;ve usually got everything tied up and so have little to do.<\/p>\n<p>Today was no different &#8211; Corina and I were chatting (randomly) and up came the subject of what women say and what they actually mean&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>This is a constant source of mystery to me &#8211; do women have their own version of English? Corina claimed that when a woman says no (as in &#8220;Would you like a drink?&#8221;), they actually mean &#8220;Yes, but not if it&#8217;s too much trouble&#8230;&#8221; She then went on to explain it was women&#8217;s logic &#8211; now THERE&#8217;S an oxymoron for you.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve always tried to ensure that any woman in my life understands that I don&#8217;t do clues or hints &#8211; if there&#8217;s something I&#8217;m doing wrong, or something they want me to do &#8211; just TELL me. How can I learn about these things unless I&#8217;m told?<\/p>\n<p>Of course, this is probably why I&#8217;m single&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>92 hours, 58 minutes until my cast comes off \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love Fridays &#8211; the fact it&#8217;s a half day, also payday&#8230;and mostly because it&#8217;s the end of the week. I&#8217;ve usually got everything tied up and so have little to do. Today was no different &#8211; Corina and I were chatting (randomly) and up came the subject of what women say and what they actually mean&#8230; This is a constant source of mystery to me &#8211; do women have their own version of English? Corina claimed that when a woman says no (as in &#8220;Would you like a drink?&#8221;), they actually mean &#8220;Yes, but not if it&#8217;s too much [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-93","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=93"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=93"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=93"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=93"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}