{"id":936,"date":"2009-09-24T07:42:47","date_gmt":"2009-09-24T07:42:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snee.wordpress.com\/?p=936"},"modified":"2009-09-24T07:42:47","modified_gmt":"2009-09-24T07:42:47","slug":"coys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/?p=936","title":{"rendered":"COYS!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Carling Cup last night &#8211; Spurs were at Preston. Some beautiful goals &#8211; 2 great volleys from Crouch (second was a backheeled volley &#8211; pure class) as part of his first hat-trick for Spurs. Defoe and Keane scored the other goals and Lennon is oozing confidence now&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\t\t[youtube=&#8221;http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=XBOd-FuIp8Y&#8221;]<\/p>\n<p>\t\tEnjoy \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>\t\tAnd following on from my disaster in dating, I got this joke today:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I could never be gay.<\/p>\n<p>\t\tI can&#8217;t bear the thought of blokes turning me down as well.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>\t\tCheers mate&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\t\tI like this one though:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>DERREN BROWN&#8217;S<\/strong> alw<strong>A<\/strong>ys pla<strong>C<\/strong>ing s<strong>U<\/strong>blimi<strong>N<\/strong>al pic<strong>T<\/strong>ures in his television shows.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>\t\tHeh&#8230; \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Carling Cup last night &#8211; Spurs were at Preston. Some beautiful goals &#8211; 2 great volleys from Crouch (second was a backheeled volley &#8211; pure class) as part of his first hat-trick for Spurs. Defoe and Keane scored the other goals and Lennon is oozing confidence now&#8230; [youtube=&#8221;http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=XBOd-FuIp8Y&#8221;] Enjoy \ud83d\ude42 And following on from my disaster in dating, I got this joke today: I could never be gay. I can&#8217;t bear the thought of blokes turning me down as well. Cheers mate&#8230; I like this one though: DERREN BROWN&#8217;S alwAys plaCing sUblimiNal picTures in his television shows. Heh&#8230; \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[10,147,160,299,427,516],"class_list":["post-936","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","tag-1-5","tag-crouch","tag-defoe","tag-keane","tag-preston","tag-spurs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/936","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=936"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/936\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=936"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=936"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sneesh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=936"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}