and my six pack fucks off – WTF?

But I must be maturing somewhat as I get old(er). Couple of years back, I was woken by an alarm going off over the road from my house – I did what most other people would do, threw on some clothes and stormed over there and beat the car to within an inch of it’s life (sorted the alarm out though – and got some cheers from neighbours 😉 )… This morning at work, someone from ABB had parked their car opposite my office and gone into work. A few minutes later, the alarm started going off. I wandered over, […]

“Women and shoes. It’s like giving a pyromaniac a part time job at a petrol station and access to a box of matches.” The evil ‘Begbie’ squirrel (from B3ta’s QOTW archive): I’m sat in my room next to the window, overlooking the back garden and road next to our house. I’m sat here working on my thesis, now due in exactly three weeks and beginning to prey somewhat on my mind. I have been living, eating, sleeping (and possibly sh*tting) my thesis recently. As you can imagine life has been very, nay, ultra boring. To top off the fandango of […]

Got myself down to London quite early – wearing my earphones and ‘Spurs’ hat to keep the earpieces in (honest!) And so, I REALLY thought the scum where playing away…but no, I had 20 odd gooners glaring at my hat (Fuck it – I’m proud to be a Yid) for the whole journey…I was just staring at one of ’em who was the double for James May… Anyway… Lovely few hours going round the National Gallery again – the place is amazing! 🙂 honestly, I walk away from there, having seen art in the raw, and I feel like crying…and […]